Not sure how good this is, but my wife bought a funny tee shirt from Amazon Prime.
On the front:
"Since I have not received my acceptance letter from Hogwarts, I am leaving The Shire to become a Jedi"
On the back is a Hobbit engaging in dangerous business walking out his door, carrying a walking stick down a road, struggling to keep his feet, not knowing where he might be swept off to.
My favorite teeshirt so far!