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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2970 on: May 19, 2014, 06:52:15 PM »
drove home from Fayetteville at one in the  morning

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2971 on: May 19, 2014, 07:38:28 PM »
Am actually hoping no one leaves a nasty impression on Odeon. :laugh:

We've already left a nasty enough impression on him. :P

Odeon should just do his presentation, and then find a strip club or gocart track to unwind afterward; guaranteed no problems.

In Washington, DC? :toporly:

^Apparently nothing. I seem to have a caching problem. :apondering:

My good thing that happened, btw, is that my paper got accepted at the Washington conference in August. :woohoo:

Congratulations. :cake: Remember to use small words, so the fatty fat Americans can understand you. :tard:

Are there any particular problems you have problems with?  :autism:

Most words with two or more syllables. :tard: Be sure to use "freedom", "guns" and "fuck yeah" frequently in your presentation. :autism:

Semicolon- you are making these assertions based on a narrow audience probability.

Just because loud mouth conservatives and FOX news talk like that does not mean ALL americans enjoy that shit. I have to point this out because for some reason the whole world thinks that americans are like that. While there ARE americans like that and while the things which they say and express make great joke material, its hardly a majority and it would be silly to imply to a non-american that this was what their crowd was going to be like. If Odeon were to go around Washington assuming americans were all conservative gun-toting patriotic fat idiots then he is likely piss off quite a few people and scare away other sensible company.

It was a joke. :laugh: Odeon has been talking with Americans online for so long that he probably realizes who he'll encounter in America. Given the strict laws there, I doubt that Odeon would even encounter a gun unless it was owned by the police or a criminal. I also doubt that Odeon would find it a conservative city, given the prevalence of Democrats, although Scandinavia takes liberalism to a level that we can't match in America. :P

You're on the topic of Washington, DC, and you didn't include the representation debate.
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2972 on: May 19, 2014, 08:42:53 PM »
Odeon should just do his presentation, and then find a strip club or gocart track to unwind afterward; guaranteed no problems.

In Washington, DC? :toporly:
America has gocart tracks *everywhere*. :M
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2973 on: May 19, 2014, 09:16:09 PM »
It was a joke. :laugh:

My bad.



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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2974 on: May 19, 2014, 10:57:42 PM »
^Apparently nothing. I seem to have a caching problem. :apondering:

My good thing that happened, btw, is that my paper got accepted at the Washington conference in August. :woohoo:

Congratulations. :cake: Remember to use small words, so the fatty fat Americans can understand you. :tard:

Are there any particular problems you have problems with?  :autism:

Most words with two or more syllables. :tard: Be sure to use "freedom", "guns" and "fuck yeah" frequently in your presentation. :autism:

It's going to be a brilliant presentation. Fuck yeah! :2thumbsup:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2975 on: May 19, 2014, 10:58:44 PM »
Am actually hoping no one leaves a nasty impression on Odeon. :laugh:

I'm not particularly worried.

Really looking forward to this one. :)
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2976 on: May 19, 2014, 11:00:14 PM »
^Apparently nothing. I seem to have a caching problem. :apondering:

My good thing that happened, btw, is that my paper got accepted at the Washington conference in August. :woohoo:

Congratulations. :cake: Remember to use small words, so the fatty fat Americans can understand you. :tard:

Are there any particular problems you have problems with?  :autism:

Most words with two or more syllables. :tard: Be sure to use "freedom", "guns" and "fuck yeah" frequently in your presentation. :autism:

Semicolon- you are making these assertions based on a narrow audience probability.

Just because loud mouth conservatives and FOX news talk like that does not mean ALL americans enjoy that shit. I have to point this out because for some reason the whole world thinks that americans are like that. While there ARE americans like that and while the things which they say and express make great joke material, its hardly a majority and it would be silly to imply to a non-american that this was what their crowd was going to be like. If Odeon were to go around Washington assuming americans were all conservative gun-toting patriotic fat idiots then he is likely piss off quite a few people and scare away other sensible company.

You mean they aren't? :tard:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2977 on: May 19, 2014, 11:02:44 PM »
It was a joke. :laugh: Odeon has been talking with Americans online for so long that he probably realizes who he'll encounter in America.

I've also met one or two IRL. :P
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2978 on: May 20, 2014, 05:59:13 AM »
Odeon should just do his presentation, and then find a strip club or gocart track to unwind afterward; guaranteed no problems.

In Washington, DC? :toporly:
America has gocart tracks *everywhere*. :M
http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=go+kart+racing&find_loc=Washington%2C+DC

None of those are in Washington. :M They're in Maryland or Virginia. :P

^Apparently nothing. I seem to have a caching problem. :apondering:

My good thing that happened, btw, is that my paper got accepted at the Washington conference in August. :woohoo:

Congratulations. :cake: Remember to use small words, so the fatty fat Americans can understand you. :tard:

Are there any particular problems you have problems with?  :autism:

Most words with two or more syllables. :tard: Be sure to use "freedom", "guns" and "fuck yeah" frequently in your presentation. :autism:

It's going to be a brilliant presentation. Fuck yeah! :2thumbsup:

:viking:

It was a joke. :laugh: Odeon has been talking with Americans online for so long that he probably realizes who he'll encounter in America.

I've also met one or two IRL. :P

That sounds scary. :P
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2979 on: May 20, 2014, 07:15:05 AM »
Not all americans are up their own arseholes about guns jesus abortion and intravenous liquidized grease-burgers for breakfast. My stalker, heretic is a perfect example. Fiercely driven and independent, smart as all fucking well fuck on toast with extra fucking butter, slimmer than the chances of G.W.bush ever (assuming such a place exists) getting into heaven upon his death, and I daresay, at 48-49yo, quite the most breathtakingly beautiful lady I have ever had the honor of being permitted to know. Known her for what seems like all my life, although in reality has been merely some 5-6 years ish, and heretic still knocks the wind right out of me with every hit I get of her voice, every moment I get to peek at her pics, see her in my email inbox...

NOT a bloated, opinionated greasy republican noxious YVWH-molestering gun-maniac slug. As far from it as it is possible to be. She is one of the most compassionate and wonderful women ever to have lived.
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2980 on: May 20, 2014, 07:23:00 AM »
Good thing for today?

Morphine and oxycodone happened to accidentally happen to be my breakfast. Finally got the extra XR morph 10s and IR oxy added to my repeat RX-s by another doc, my guy meant to but, whilst a brilliant doctor, can be a right forgetful old bugger sometimes.
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2981 on: May 20, 2014, 08:25:10 AM »
Am actually hoping no one leaves a nasty impression on Odeon. :laugh:

  Me too.  As an American, I am concerned about our country's image.  :tard:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2982 on: May 20, 2014, 09:25:37 AM »
Am actually hoping no one leaves a nasty impression on Odeon. :laugh:

  Me too.  As an American, I am concerned about our country's image.  :tard:

We must purge the country of all embarrassing people before he arrives.  :M
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2983 on: May 20, 2014, 09:32:25 AM »
Am actually hoping no one leaves a nasty impression on Odeon. :laugh:

  Me too.  As an American, I am concerned about our country's image.  :tard:

We must purge the country of all embarrassing people before he arrives.  :M

  We're the NSA, and we're here to help with your worthy cause!  :police:


   These embarrassing people will have to come with us.   :police:  :tard: :nerdy: :autism:  :police:
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Re: Post something good that happened today, Parts Two
« Reply #2984 on: May 20, 2014, 09:55:50 AM »
Am actually hoping no one leaves a nasty impression on Odeon. :laugh:

  Me too.  As an American, I am concerned about our country's image.  :tard:

We must purge the country of all embarrassing people before he arrives.  :M

  We're the NSA, and we're here to help with your worthy cause!  :police:


   These embarrassing people will have to come with us.   :police:  :tard: :nerdy: :autism:  :police:


Don't forget these people: :M

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