« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Online ouija board  (Read 640 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline bodie

  • Reflective Katoptronaphiliac of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14394
  • Karma: 2113
  • Gender: Female
  • busy re arranging deck chairs on board the Titanic
Online ouija board
« on: October 31, 2011, 03:39:44 PM »
i asked it where my money is....it said near water

i lol'd as my bag and purse are on the sink! :o


check it out

http://www.brainjar.com/dhtml/ouija/
Logged
blah blah blah

Offline Zippo

  • psychotic J-DAM of the aspie elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2055
  • Karma: 253
  • Gender: Female
  • Click, Click, BOOM!
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 03:47:28 PM »
"what is the alphabet?"

it replyed "too dark"
Logged

                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

eris

  • Guest
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 03:50:40 PM »
This is a smart Ouija board

I asked it if i should get back together with Jeff. It said "no".
Logged

Osensitive1

  • Guest
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 03:59:35 PM »
Asked it where my dog is and it said someplace. lol. Guess right next to me is someplace.
Logged

Binty

  • Guest
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 04:07:52 PM »
Are you full of bullshit?

YES

 :thumbup:
Logged

Offline Charlotte Quin

  • Abbess from the Abyss
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5198
  • Karma: 422
  • Gender: Female
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 07:27:46 PM »
Who will I marry?

MAYBE LATER



It’s dodging my question :laugh:
Logged

Celticgoddess

  • Guest
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 07:30:35 PM »
Q: Will I get married?
A: Yes

Q: Who will be my husband?
A: One from your past

Hmm....  :green:
Logged

Offline Zippo

  • psychotic J-DAM of the aspie elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2055
  • Karma: 253
  • Gender: Female
  • Click, Click, BOOM!
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 01:54:32 AM »
Q. will i die a virgin
A. no

Q. will i die at 20.
A. yes

WELL i got a year to live life... guess thats a good reason to fuck as many women as possible... or at least attempt to... i want to pull a Internet in IRL and walk up to a women and say "show me your tits" now.
Logged

                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

Offline bodie

  • Reflective Katoptronaphiliac of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14394
  • Karma: 2113
  • Gender: Female
  • busy re arranging deck chairs on board the Titanic
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 04:12:08 AM »
Q. What is my best quality

A. Not clear!
Logged
blah blah blah

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 06:00:34 AM »
When will I find another job?

NEXT WEEK :laugh:



What kind of job will it be?

CANNOT SAY


I'll keep you all updated.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2011, 06:02:20 AM »
Will it be better than this one?

NO


Should I accept it?

NO


 :hyke:

So, I won't have another job next week I guess.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline ShyOne

  • Elder
  • Intense Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 844
  • Karma: 195
  • Gender: Female
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 07:16:23 AM »
Kept pestering the thing with questions, it demanded "Leave me now"  :orly:
Logged

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12682
  • Karma: 652
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: Online ouija board
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2015, 07:22:02 PM »
I asked teh ouija board if I should bump this thread and it said yes.  :orly:
Logged
:gopher:
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »