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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2011, 05:46:22 PM »
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2011, 05:49:20 PM »
Quote from: parts on October 31, 2011, 05:39:59 PM
I have a friend whose father was a shop teacher and cut off part of his thumb while demonstrating how to safely use a table saw to students

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One of my shops teachers was missing parts of three fingers on one hand and two fingers on the other. He said he was just accident prone.
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2011, 05:51:56 PM »
You do indeed have a sex story about everything :2thumbsup:

I have those strange people stories.  I know another guy a salesman at a company I worked for who was missing the tips off three fingers from reaching under a running lawn mower, yes he was an idiot.  He was also missing a piece of an ear after getting it bitten off in a bar fight
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2011, 06:03:43 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on October 31, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 31, 2011, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: Zippo on October 31, 2011, 04:43:36 PM
Quote from: parts on October 31, 2011, 04:29:18 PM
With cuts I find about a half of the time they hurt very little when you get them and I get them a lot at work.  Sometimes I don't even know till someone comments on the blood.  Your lucky it was not a power saw I saw a guy cut all all the way through and half way across his hand once with a circular saw at work and another time someone cut their thumb completely off :aff:

parts, in my entire time working in the high school shop [six years] i have never cut myself... once i got a splinter... i think... yet i have cut myself with a butter knife trying to open a banana...

At least you weren't my Mom.  She walked into the living room and said, "Lester can you get this out of my finger?"  She was trying to break off a bit of frozen butter with a fork and managed to push the fork all the way through her finger, bending the tines around the bone.

my mother once split her head open once on the counter while running to hug my grandfather as a child...

also i once made some blade-heavy throwing weapons out of forks in psych ward... snuck them into my room. one of them ended up stuck into a stud and i got in shit when a staff member came in to hear what the racket was and found me pulling forks out of the wall.... youth psych wards are very badly policed...

I take it they weren't the plastic forks.
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2011, 06:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on October 31, 2011, 03:37:12 PM
yeah... i found the no pain odd... and the thought of it as cool even more odd...

thank you for the kind wishes,  it was my pinky finger though so i doubt it would matter to much if i lost it.

 When my left pinkie was out of commission last year (splinted after I slammed a metal
 door on it, breaking the tiny bone at the tip and smashing the nail), I was surprised to
 find out that I really missed the use of it to help support things I was carrying.   :orly:


 *passes antibiotic ointment*   Keep that wound clean and guarded against infection!   
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2011, 06:37:18 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 31, 2011, 06:34:50 PM
I was surprised to find out that I really missed the use of it to help support things I was carrying. 
Not while typing?
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2011, 06:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2011, 06:37:18 PM
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I was surprised to find out that I really missed the use of it to help support things I was carrying. 
Not while typing?

 No, I only use two fingers when typing: the right index and the left middle fingers.  :laugh:
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2011, 06:39:52 PM »
:laugh: Okay. Would be totally screwed without a pinky.
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2011, 06:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2011, 06:39:52 PM
:laugh: Okay. Would be totally screwed without a pinky.

 Jack is a proper typist.  I never quite learned and do OK hunting and pecking!  :thumbup:
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2011, 06:43:48 PM »
Have known hunter peckers. Some are quite fast, indeed. Lol hunter pecker.
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2011, 06:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Have known hunter peckers. Some are quite fast, indeed. Lol hunter pecker.

 Heh, Jack just called me a pecker.  :zoinks:
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2011, 06:47:36 PM »
My grandfather is missing half a finger.  It got caught in some machinery at his old workplace in Poland.
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2011, 06:49:25 PM »
I hope you heal well Zippo. Use your tools properly.
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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2011, 06:51:55 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 31, 2011, 06:34:50 PM
Quote from: Zippo on October 31, 2011, 03:37:12 PM
yeah... i found the no pain odd... and the thought of it as cool even more odd...

thank you for the kind wishes,  it was my pinky finger though so i doubt it would matter to much if i lost it.

 When my left pinkie was out of commission last year (splinted after I slammed a metal
 door on it, breaking the tiny bone at the tip and smashing the nail), I was surprised to
 find out that I really missed the use of it to help support things I was carrying.   :orly:


 *passes antibiotic ointment*   Keep that wound clean and guarded against infection!


meh, steralised it with hydroigyn peroxide and thats about all it needs... will heal better without a bandaid in my experience... as for anti-biotics... only took em with wisdom teeth out and never needed to otherwise... i never gotten a bad infection to date that has not healed itself [my knee was one that did heal itself]


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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: F%$#ed up my hand
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2011, 06:53:23 PM »
This thread is making me think too much about my fingers.
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