A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Coffee Table of the GodsDate: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDTThis coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.Qualities of the table:-Carpeted-Mirrored-The muthertrucker spins-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lightsDue to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.
Naked on the 6 train: - m4mDate: 2011-05-10, 9:59PM EDTYou were naked on the six train screaming racial slurs. I was holding a cell phone and filming every moment of your beautiful insanity. For a moment I was sure you locked eyes with me (albeit crazy eyes). You asked me to "get off this fucking train" with you at Hunts Point Avenue, before removing the final shred of your clothing for me and unveiling your beautiful body. I did, but the cops carted you away before I had a chance to say anything. Now I'M crazy thinking about you. I love how body confident you are and I wish I'd said something sooner. Get in touch, I could pay your bail and we could talk equality politics and get naked on any train you want. Maybe you could even turn me on to your acid dealer.
Post the picture of the coffee table.