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find me bitches!
« on: October 24, 2011, 07:19:27 PM »
sereously. find me!


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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 07:21:55 PM »
here is what i am wearing. its not finished yet... called a ghillie suit but im sure most of you know that. its a scotish hunting camo that has been adapted for use in many military sniper and marksman outfits which im sure is where most of you know it from.




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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 07:22:46 PM »
to the right of the green sign!!!!

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2011, 07:24:19 PM »
I'm Scottish, and I'd never heard of a ghillie suit. You do look lovely in it though :viking:

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2011, 07:24:46 PM »
Somewhere in the vicinity of the telephone pole and the sign.
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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2011, 07:25:16 PM »
to the right of the green sign!!!!

YES!!!

but would you have seen me if you were not looking? because the woman who dove her car by when i was having this pic taken didnt and swerved when i stood up.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2011, 07:25:44 PM »
I know someone that used to sell those. He would make them and get hundreds of dollars in profit. It was a good scam, actually. He made a lot of money.

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 07:26:18 PM »
 :lol:

no I wouldnt have seen you.

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2011, 07:28:24 PM »
but would you have seen me if you were not looking?
Had guessed another spot before seeing the camouflage, so no, wouldn't have seen you.

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2011, 07:29:23 PM »
It makes you look like the flying spaghetti monster.

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 07:31:27 PM »
It makes you look like the flying spaghetti monster.

:rofl: it does !

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 08:23:24 PM »
I knew someone who went as a Moss Man for Mardi Gras.  He took some Spanish Moss and draped it all over himself.  Looked quite effective.  And his doctor and pharmacy made quite a tidy sum treating him for the bug bites from the Moss.
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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2011, 08:33:41 PM »
I knew someone who went as a Moss Man for Mardi Gras.  He took some Spanish Moss and draped it all over himself.  Looked quite effective.  And his doctor and pharmacy made quite a tidy sum treating him for the bug bites from the Moss.

Before I read to the end of this, I thought, "Wait, Spanish Moss is loaded with redbugs," so I thought that it wouldn't end well for the Moss Man.

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Re: find me bitches!
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2011, 06:18:00 AM »
It makes you look like the flying spaghetti monster.

:rofl: it does !

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