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Offline Adam

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2011, 06:41:50 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 27, 2011, 06:34:19 PM
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers.  :laugh:


Personally I've never liked the taste of toddlers, although I will have one on a sandwich if that's all there is
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2011, 09:02:42 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 27, 2011, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Zippo. on October 26, 2011, 11:03:49 AM
I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.

And, Tinky Winky has a triangle on top of the head too. Further reason for uproar.



My girl watched the Telly Tubbies the other day, just to see what it was she watched 10 years ago.  :laugh:
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers.  :laugh:

was not so much astonished as i was saddened.
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2011, 03:46:32 AM »
I  :heart: Dipsy
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2011, 03:49:33 AM »
I liked Laa Laa :cheer:
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2011, 06:50:38 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 28, 2011, 03:46:32 AM
I  :heart: Dipsy

He was my favourite.

And not only because of the lovely hat, hat, haát.  :hyke:
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2011, 07:09:11 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 28, 2011, 06:50:38 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 28, 2011, 03:46:32 AM
I  :heart: Dipsy

He was my favourite.

And not only because of the lovely hat, hat, haát.  :hyke:

Dipsy was my daughter's Halloween costume, but it was because she could not choose between the Teletubbies.  She just kept naming them all in succession, over and over whenever I asked her to choose, and I found green fleece first so I told her that she was going to be Dipsy and she seemed OK with it.  Then I found a purple sweatsuit in the Ladies' department so I was Tinky-Winky, and a red sweatsuit in the Men's department so my husband was Po.
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2011, 11:08:56 PM »
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2011, 11:59:08 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 26, 2011, 11:24:41 AM
OMFG  The words 'genitalia'  and 'teletubbies' in the same sentence!

no no no no

 You DO know that the Teletubbies are part of the Gay Agenda
 to corrupt our Christian civilization, don't you?   :soapbox:
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2011, 02:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Fallen One. on October 28, 2011, 11:08:56 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2011, 02:16:48 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Fallen One. on October 28, 2011, 11:08:56 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2011, 02:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Fallen One. on October 29, 2011, 02:16:48 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Fallen One. on October 28, 2011, 11:08:56 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?

She's 15 and she doesn't know that porn exists, but I do not try to regulate what she does when she's alone in her bedroom or bathroom.  That's none of my business, IMO.
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2011, 02:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 02:28:44 PM
Quote from: Fallen One. on October 29, 2011, 02:16:48 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Fallen One. on October 28, 2011, 11:08:56 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?

She's 15 and she doesn't know that porn exists, but I do not try to regulate what she does when she's alone in her bedroom or bathroom.  That's none of my business, IMO.

wow, i knew about porn by the age of 10... how did i learn about it? from another 10 year old at school... boys will be boys i guess
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2011, 03:10:45 PM »
My little brothers 10  :zombiefuck:

I didn't discover it till I was 13 , was until I was 16 before I stopped being ashamed of watching it
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2011, 03:21:23 PM »
The first time I saw pornography I was only about 7 or 8. But it was like, I saw it - it was there, not like I enjoyed it or went looking for it. It shocked me and I thought it was funny but looked away right away. I watched it for fun starting at about 12 . Didn't admit to watching it till I was in my 20s 8)
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Re: My kid wants to be British.
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2011, 04:27:17 PM »
I discovered porn when I was 5.
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