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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2011, 08:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
I'm making this post to find out what karma I have without having to scroll all the way up and click on my profile becuase I'm too lazy to do that and I will comment on interest or lack of interest in my karma number after I view this post in a few seconds

 All this post lacks is a smiley! ----->    :include:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2011, 08:52:21 PM »
33 is gay guys spooning
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2011, 09:21:31 PM »
Okay, so what is a 22?

49?
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2011, 09:22:57 PM »
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2011, 09:24:12 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 17, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver

Oh!  You know, I really didn't expect an answer.  I was  :include: with my post.  But thanks anyway.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2011, 10:13:48 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 17, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver

and this is why i now consider eris my personal sex knowledge base!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2011, 10:19:15 PM »
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 17, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: eris on October 17, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver

and this is why i now consider eris my personal sex knowledge base!

Yeah, but wait until you get the bill! 
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2011, 10:20:54 PM »
49 really does accurately portray the piledriver position. It's uncanny. Thanks QV for pointing out that very interesting number.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2011, 10:22:50 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 17, 2011, 10:20:54 PM
49 really does accurately portray the piledriver position. It's uncanny. Thanks QV for pointing out that very interesting number.

You're welcome.  I will admit I can't picture a piledriver position, but I'm sure I'll continue to live a contented and virginal life without knowing.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2011, 11:33:05 PM »
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2011, 11:35:42 PM »
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2011, 11:37:19 PM »
yes.


Or the one that is doing the penetrating is on top.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2011, 05:50:08 AM »
According to George Carlin, 71 is 69 with two fingers up her ass.   :yarly:
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