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Offline Zippo

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HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« on: October 15, 2011, 01:15:43 PM »
look for yourself !!! its at 69
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2011, 01:18:41 PM »
 :yarly:

Now seriously   :bonban: :bonban:  :crowd:   Good for you
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2011, 01:44:03 PM »
:69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM »
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2011, 01:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

nah the circles represent heads and the lines represent the legs... can you see it now?
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2011, 01:56:51 PM »


Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:


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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2011, 01:57:46 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2011, 06:07:46 AM »
Protip: when 69'ing in a heterosexual setting, make sure the girl is on top. The other way around and she can't breathe too well. I know these things.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2011, 08:58:37 AM »


That, and her neck gets tired quickly.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2011, 09:57:14 AM »
You should stay at 69 for a bit.  :thumbup:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2011, 02:00:13 PM »
Quote from: PPK on October 16, 2011, 09:57:14 AM
You should stay at 69 for a bit.  :thumbup:

well i cant exactly change how my carma is....
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2011, 02:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

 No, I reckon that would be  99.  :orly:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2011, 02:07:50 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 16, 2011, 02:06:43 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

 No, I reckon that would be  99.  :orly:

really wouldnt mind 99 karma right now
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2011, 02:08:42 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 15, 2011, 01:56:51 PM


Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:





   Dammit, I was just eating a pork dinner, thanks a lot.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2011, 02:10:04 PM »
Well, is this oral sex karma curable?  or is it a chronic condition?
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