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Offline Squidusa

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #60 on: October 17, 2011, 05:08:43 PM »
Well I suppose if that was the case the dog might have had something with a bit of extra flavour.  :P  :zombiefuck:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
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Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #61 on: October 17, 2011, 06:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:12:33 PM
Something might get "lost" alright. I heard about a chick who used a carrot as a dildo, it cut a hole in the wall of her vagina and it killed her. :zoinks:

I saw that on 1000 Ways to Die.  There was a sharp edge on the carrot when she peeled it.  It cut her vagina like you said and she died of an air embolism.
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