The coffee drinkers thread seems to be taking several tangents, so fuck it.
I have used a Bunn (model ? ... can't find any # ... preheats the water ... makes twelve cups ... almost instantly ) for about nine years. The one on the football tee is my second one. It's a goner ... it's outa here! It has become incontinent, like it's predecessor. It makes a fucking mess, because of a water leak, internally, unfixable. Our water is to blame, but I've stopped using city water for any purpose, except to pee in, so anyway ...
The Bunns serve fairly well, sorta, I guess. It makes mediocre coffee and it's terribly inefficient. But BY GOD, it's as fast as they come. I could have two pots of OK coffee in about five minutes. I no longer need that speed, though ... half assed retired and all that. What I WANT is an exceptional cup of coffee! Each time.
I pulled the leaking Bunn out last week and substituted my old Westinghouse "Mr. Coffee" look alike. Hey, it makes better coffee, anyway. The problem is that it smoked and spit fire at me just now. I need to buy a coffee maker for two adults to use ... real soon. My wife will only tolerate my grandfather's glass percolator for a short time. I only use it when I want hair to grow on my tongue, but, it's all I've got right now.
So what kind of coffee maker do you recommend? I'd like to avoid spending three hundred dollars on a fucking coffee maker, so skip the rich, socially elite, yuppie products, please. I just want a good ... NO! ... an Exceptional cup of coffee, without spending a small fortune.
HELP! What should I buy?