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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2011, 11:51:49 AM »
That is unsatisfactory zeg.  I could not continue living under the same
roof as someone like that.  Every time they smiled i would wonder what
they had done to my cat.

Gaffa tape him to a chair and torture the mo-fo with some pliers and
a blow torch until he talks.  Then tell him 'out'.  Tell him if he squeels
again to the landlord you will decorate his room with a new kind of wallpaper
called hint of dissected gentleman parts.

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2011, 11:57:35 AM »
That is unsatisfactory zeg.  I could not continue living under the same
roof as someone like that.  Every time they smiled i would wonder what
they had done to my cat.

Gaffa tape him to a chair and torture the mo-fo with some pliers and
a blow torch until he talks.  Then tell him 'out'.  Tell him if he squeels
again to the landlord you will decorate his room with a new kind of wallpaper
called hint of dissected gentleman parts.

Bodie is gangsta.  :orly:

 Damn right!  Don't mess with da Bode!    :litigious:

Or she'll make you "dissapear".   :coolguy:
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #77 on: October 09, 2011, 12:45:43 PM »
Lol,  Bodi is just in a bad mood :grrr:

but don't forget we are talking about someone messing
with another man's pussy :o   i mean you just don't do it!
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #78 on: October 09, 2011, 01:35:14 PM »
Damn, I'm just anxious to know what happened to the cat.

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #79 on: October 09, 2011, 01:49:29 PM »
Damn, I'm just anxious to know what happened to the cat.

thats my main concern. i mean, there ARE badgers in the area, there is also a freeway.
now, shes lived alongside badgers and foxes and freeways for years, without running head first into any of them. and theres the timing of my stupid neighbors stupid threats...

its annoying. i will probably never find out, and it bugs me...

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #80 on: October 09, 2011, 03:07:54 PM »
Damn, I'm just anxious to know what happened to the cat.

thats my main concern. i mean, there ARE badgers in the area, there is also a freeway.
now, shes lived alongside badgers and foxes and freeways for years, without running head first into any of them. and theres the timing of my stupid neighbors stupid threats...

its annoying. i will probably never find out, and it bugs me...

Have you reported your cat missing? And have more cats gone missing around that time?

Here cats, and dogs, seem to disappear in clusters now and then. First half of this year, almost 10 major sized dogs disappeared within a month, in an area of approx 25 by 25 KM. Same has happened to cats in other years, sometimes even only of cats of the same colour.

May be good to ask at the police station, or at a local animal welfare thing about missing cats.
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