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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2011, 01:39:34 AM »
Happy 19th birthday Zippo :)

Have you recently done a lot of hallucinogenic drugs ?
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2011, 02:05:27 AM »
no but im currently high on sleeping pills which seem to be doing anything but putting me to sleep.

thanks for the wishes
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2011, 04:57:48 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on October 05, 2011, 01:28:27 AM
Quote from: Calavera on October 05, 2011, 01:22:40 AM
Well, Happy Birthday.

I agree with you about the beer. There's no need for me to drink beer just to be in the "in". ::)

well all the people who asked me know i think it tastes gross... its just weird how they ask me anyways

 They probably want to be sociable and can't think of anything else to say.   :tard:


 Beer is indeed disgusting  :sick:  but CAKE is the best  :cake:  so ... 
 

 :cake: Happy 19th Birthday, Zippo! :cake:
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2011, 10:23:40 AM »
happy b-day

were you a norwegian you wouldnt have to worry about what 19 means to you. it'd be ARMY-TIME! :D
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2011, 01:15:59 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on October 05, 2011, 10:23:40 AM
happy b-day

were you a norwegian you wouldnt have to worry about what 19 means to you. it'd be ARMY-TIME! :D

ive thought of joining the army once or twice. good backup plan for everything if my life fails... but tbh, id rather be a civy wth a gun obsession
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2011, 01:21:34 PM »
Happy Birthday Zippo.

Say hi to gluey for me , I'm sure she ould love to hear it.  :-*

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2011, 06:03:34 PM »


Quote from: Squid Ink on October 05, 2011, 01:21:34 PM
Happy Birthday Zippo.

Say hi to gluey for me , I'm sure she ould love to hear it.  :-*


Are you trying to get the poor kid killed? She'll pop his head like a zit.
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2011, 06:15:12 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 05, 2011, 06:03:34 PM


Quote from: Squid Ink on October 05, 2011, 01:21:34 PM
Happy Birthday Zippo.

Say hi to gluey for me , I'm sure she ould love to hear it.  :-*


Are you trying to get the poor kid killed? She'll pop his head like a zit.

Pfft , she'll probably trip over her penis before she can actually hurt him.  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2011, 06:48:01 PM »
pfft... trying to get me killed... i carry a knife at all times [something i tryed to teach her which she does not do because she looses all her knives] i also know a few combat tactics... plus when i fight its victory or death. [kneecaps and balls are fare game] plus i walk around with steel toe boots so if push comes to shove i can just cunt punt her and face stomp her while shes on the ground... also i know quite a few grapple holds. most of which involve snapping her arm...

but her name gluey comes from glue sniffing problems so before it comes to that i could out run her every day of the week and especially on tuesday.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2011, 09:14:35 PM »
Happy 19th Birthday, Zippo!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2011, 09:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 05, 2011, 09:14:35 PM
Happy 19th Birthday, Zippo!



HAPPY WEDNESDAY CALLAWAY!!!!!!!!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2011, 09:18:08 PM »
:thanks:
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2011, 08:24:11 AM »
I read Zippo's signature as:

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I sleep with a pistol under my pillow...
but what you really need to worry about
 is the loaded mini gun inside my bed

 :toporly: :penis:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2011, 01:23:14 AM »
Well, Zippo (or, rather, Zibbo) is baby slang for "dick" in Arabic.
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Re: 19??? already!? WTF!
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2015, 07:28:20 PM »
Did we wish you happy 23rd??
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