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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2011, 05:03:02 PM »
Of course, a foolish Christian like you could believe that an animal is capable of LOVE, let alone for a human being.

Aww, how cute. The bunny boy knows how to talk like a badass, does he?

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Let me say this again, and you cannot prove me wrong: The only reason your dog sticks around is for FOOD. That's it.

Yes, dogs love food a lot. But I don't see that being the one sole reason they stick around. Dogs, by nature, love human companionship. They love to be walked. They love to be pampered. They love making friends.

When you come back home from work, guess who's the first to welcome you with high enthusiasm even after so many years? Try getting your future wife to be excited for you after just one year of being together. :P


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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2011, 05:06:39 PM »
^ Agreed.

I have two lurchers and they are the most loveable and loving things EVER , dog's are IMO the embodiment of unconditional love.  :green:
(Well maybe not all but most  :P)

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2011, 05:14:40 PM »
I like most dogs more than I like most people.
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2011, 01:38:13 PM »
If dogs are the embodiment of unconditional love, then humans are the embodiment of ignorance. All of those dogs just sitting in the yard and barking all day and night. What the fuck is the point? It's not like the dog would be able to fend off any actual criminals or anything. :tard:

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2011, 01:44:36 PM »
What exactly is the point of your existence?

You just sit around bitching about how miserable your life is , and how everyone else should die for not liking doom metal etc.
Right now , I think a pet dog has a more meaningful existence than you do.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2011, 04:07:56 PM »
What exactly is the point of your existence?

You just sit around bitching about how miserable your life is , and how everyone else should die for not liking doom metal etc.
Right now , I think a pet dog has a more meaningful existence than you do.

How does a pet dog have a more meaningful existence than any human? How do you even define a meaningful existence without referring to the obvious rat race almost everybody has to run (except for trustfund babies and heathens)?

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2011, 04:08:53 PM »
Animals > humans.

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2011, 04:11:29 PM »
Squids < Humans

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2011, 04:21:15 PM »
What exactly is the point of your existence?

You just sit around bitching about how miserable your life is , and how everyone else should die for not liking doom metal etc.
Right now , I think a pet dog has a more meaningful existence than you do.

How does a pet dog have a more meaningful existence than any human? How do you even define a meaningful existence without referring to the obvious rat race almost everybody has to run (except for trustfund babies and heathens)?

Not every human , just you.  :thumbup:

Squids < Humans
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2011, 04:21:46 PM »
As for the music argument, I'm beginning to accept that certain people need to be spoonfed their pop bullshit and that I should be concerned about what I listen to.

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2011, 04:22:55 PM »
How very generous of you.  :autism:
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2011, 04:23:26 PM »
It's TROLL time.

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2011, 04:24:32 PM »
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2011, 04:28:52 PM »
My one has prettier colours.  :M

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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