Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 06:59:23 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 06:56:42 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2011, 06:22:56 PMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH! God damn it , I'm 7 days too late. That's what happens when you waste all your time online cybering with men who think you're a girl. I wouldn't call it a waste.
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 06:56:42 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2011, 06:22:56 PMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH! God damn it , I'm 7 days too late. That's what happens when you waste all your time online cybering with men who think you're a girl.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2011, 06:22:56 PMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH! God damn it , I'm 7 days too late.
Quote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH!
Quote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left.
Quote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here
Maybe we should ask him to join I2.
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 07:33:18 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 06:59:23 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 06:56:42 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2011, 06:22:56 PMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH! God damn it , I'm 7 days too late. That's what happens when you waste all your time online cybering with men who think you're a girl. I wouldn't call it a waste. Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend? No? Then clearly it is all a waste.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 07:34:39 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 07:33:18 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 06:59:23 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 06:56:42 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2011, 06:22:56 PMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH! God damn it , I'm 7 days too late. That's what happens when you waste all your time online cybering with men who think you're a girl. I wouldn't call it a waste. Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend? No? Then clearly it is all a waste. My parents go into shock whenever I talk about driving , a friend of mine even told me to warn her once I pass my test. And yes , clearly I am desperate for a girlfriend.
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 09:36:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 07:34:39 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 07:33:18 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 06:59:23 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 06:56:42 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2011, 06:22:56 PMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 08:30:40 AMQuote from: Sophrosyne on October 19, 2011, 08:29:14 AMQuote from: odeon on October 19, 2011, 05:41:32 AMMaybe we should ask him to join I2. Maybe he is already here Maybe he left. Maybe he's ... SKELTH! God damn it , I'm 7 days too late. That's what happens when you waste all your time online cybering with men who think you're a girl. I wouldn't call it a waste. Do you have a house? a car? a girlfriend? No? Then clearly it is all a waste. My parents go into shock whenever I talk about driving , a friend of mine even told me to warn her once I pass my test. And yes , clearly I am desperate for a girlfriend. My issue with driving is that I don't trust myself to process all the little cues and signals on the road with split-second accuracy as one apparently must when driving in traffic. And yes, your unabashed internet harassment of womyn is bound to get you in trouble with the feminist man-bashing brigade! Repent and reform!
I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH!
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 10:01:48 AM I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH! Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately?
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 10:04:44 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 10:01:48 AM I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH! Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately? I'm not a prostitute, dammit! I'm ENTITLED to that car! Stop your sexist attacks!
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 10:06:11 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 10:04:44 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 10:01:48 AM I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH! Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately? I'm not a prostitute, dammit! I'm ENTITLED to that car! Stop your sexist attacks! It's ok , apparently I'm emotionally stunted for what I do on omegele.
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 10:09:50 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 10:06:11 AMQuote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 27, 2011, 10:04:44 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 27, 2011, 10:01:48 AM I am, after all, an American female, my job is to bash men, BEWARE MY WRATH! Did your sugar daddy buy you any nice cars lately? I'm not a prostitute, dammit! I'm ENTITLED to that car! Stop your sexist attacks! It's ok , apparently I'm emotionally stunted for what I do on omegele. God help us, we're both disasters! I pray there is hope for us.
Harden the fuck up!That's what I tell my cock when I see something sexy.
