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Hail to the V
« on: September 26, 2011, 06:33:55 PM »
Ok, these new Summer Eve commercials are really really gross.

Basically, Summers Eve is a douche. It's what women clean themselves with when they are nasty and have fishy vag's. It is not romantic. It is not epic, and it certainly is not something men fight for. Maybe they will fight for the non-fishy ones, but I dont know of too many men that will joust to the death over some nasty, diseased, sloppy sea bass snatch.  If you need to use Summers Eve all the time you should see a gynecologist

I can watch fake snuff films, but when I see this I just have to gag.

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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 06:59:53 PM »
Douching is unhealthy. It's true, if odor is a problem then a doctor visit is in order.

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 10:16:24 PM »
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 10:57:52 PM »
I read in some epic novel written in the 1960's by some popular author that Renaissance women used to wash their hands and faces in urine to make them whiter.  Not too much different.
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 01:01:28 AM »
Quote from: Jack on September 26, 2011, 06:59:53 PM
Douching is unhealthy. It's true, if odor is a problem then a doctor visit is in order.

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm

Yes, it causes more problems than it solves. It might actually cause a yeast infection. When you clean *that* out, you are cleaning the good bacteria out too that keeps bad bacteria from growing. The vagina is a self-cleaning organ. If there is something in there that doesnt belong, it'll come out on it's own. When I was younger I used to douche at the end of my period just to avoid that day of spotting at the end. But my doctor told me not to, so havent since. And my vagina is juuuuuuuust fine :)

I sincerely hope that last paragraph grossed all you men out. PS, it has a mucus plug too.
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 02:43:42 AM »
eeeew  this thread is funny.

I don't think it is very common here anyway.

Not many people bother wearing knickers - and i
think the cheap nasty material in some of them may
be a problem to some.

Unaffected and knickerless.
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 05:32:03 AM »
Men like vaginas. No big surprises here. Spend nine months of your life trying to get out of one and most of the rest of your life trying to get back into one. Such is the way  of men
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 05:43:10 AM »
But do you like sloppy sea bass vaginas that smell like the cross between old fish and stale bread ?

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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 05:49:38 AM »
Quote from: eris on September 27, 2011, 05:43:10 AM
But do you like sloppy sea bass vaginas that smell like the cross between old fish and stale bread ?

I think I would throw it back and fish for something a little better but then again I likely would no know, no sense of smell.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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eris

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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 05:57:25 AM »
I hope so :) We don't want to encourage bad hygiene. A little soap once a day should do it.


Holy shit look what time it is. I have to go to work !
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 06:09:52 AM »
Quote from: eris on September 27, 2011, 05:57:25 AM
I hope so :) We don't want to encourage bad hygiene. A little soap once a day should do it.


Holy shit look what time it is. I have to go to work !

 Off to work with you, young lady!  You can postwhore some more when you get home!  :police:
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 07:24:37 AM »
I used to douche every time in the shower after (pity) sex with my first BF. If you were dating him you would have douched after every sex encounter too :zombiefuck:

Frankly, now, it's force of habit :-[


Though not with one of those bags or anything, just a general cleaning out with my index finger. The only adverse consequence I've found is dryness
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 11:58:15 AM »
Ooooooh,

I thought you meant this.



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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 12:58:21 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 27, 2011, 01:01:28 AM
PS, it has a mucus plug too.

You are preggie?
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Re: Hail to the V
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 06:07:11 PM »
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