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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2011, 11:29:21 AM »
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...

I suggest you ask around to see if the cat has gone to any neighbours. (assuming you already haven't)
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #46 on: September 28, 2011, 11:40:39 AM »
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...

I suggest you ask around to see if the cat has gone to any neighbours. (assuming you already haven't)

shes 4 years old, she has never done anything like that before.
all that would do would be to waste my time, and agonize me even more, listening to a ton of "awww no, im so sorry" again and again...

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2011, 11:58:25 AM »
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...

I suggest you ask around to see if the cat has gone to any neighbours. (assuming you already haven't)

shes 4 years old, she has never done anything like that before.
all that would do would be to waste my time, and agonize me even more, listening to a ton of "awww no, im so sorry" again and again...

Fair point , can I make another suggestion then?

Get your brother to "extract" the information from this guy before beating him up , if you catch my drift... I mean if he actually didn't do it , it'd be awful to have had him beaten up for something he didn't do right?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #48 on: September 28, 2011, 12:05:20 PM »
This world doesn't need a ban on cats, it needs a ban on morons. :jaded:

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #49 on: September 28, 2011, 12:09:15 PM »
 :agreed:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2011, 01:36:40 PM »
the cat's been gone since he said it should go away, and im pretty sure he did it.
its been raining continously those 2 days, and theres no way shes been out playing for that long.

of course i cant prove anything:b

Oh shit.

Any chance she hid herself from the rain in a shed in the neighbourhood? One that got locked, with out the owner realising she was in there?

I hope it is something like that. But, it sure does look grim.
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2011, 02:08:10 PM »
Jesus Christ.. if that's the case..

Really think it's best to tell all to your, (also cat loving/owning), landlord, ZEGH. Fucking him up badly can be done later.. and sneakier.
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2011, 03:34:56 PM »
you are all correct.
logically its not a good thing to just launch an attack on him, but the timing of the situation is... too... exact...
squid, i know, and whenever my brother gets back to me (hes in rehab, where he smuggles steroids. hes not planning to behave anytime soon :D), i will explain that to him

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2011, 04:04:21 PM »
you are all correct.
logically its not a good thing to just launch an attack on him, but the timing of the situation is... too... exact...
squid, i know, and whenever my brother gets back to me (hes in rehab, where he smuggles steroids. hes not planning to behave anytime soon :D), i will explain that to him

Ok fair enough , sorry if I seemed condescending , I just wanted to make sure you had thought of all of this , considering how much your cat means to you I could perfectly understand you jumping to a conclusion due to being upset.  :hug:
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2011, 04:18:49 PM »
You need to confront your neighbor. be calm, cool, collected, but firm with a I_can_flip_at_any_minute_I_dare_you_to_just_set_me_off look ..... but (and I know this is hard) look him in the eye and say that you will find out what happened

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2011, 04:19:39 PM »
Yo nee to confront your neighbor. be calm, cool, collected, but firm with a I-can_flip_at_any_minute_just_set_me_off look ..... but (and I know this is hard) look him in the eye and say that you will find out what happened

 :agreed:

He doesn't exactly sound capable of spinning an elaborate lie.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2011, 08:41:47 PM »
Jesus Christ.. if that's the case..

Really think it's best to tell all to your, (also cat loving/owning), landlord, ZEGH. Fucking him up badly can be done later.. and sneakier.

I think that I would ask the landlord if he has seen my cat and make him aware of the threat that the crazy neighbor made regarding it.  I think that the landlord has a right to know that he needs to safeguard his own cat, even if he can't get rid of the crazy neighbor right now.

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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #58 on: September 29, 2011, 03:27:04 AM »
Definitely inform the landlord, and from a legal standpoint, it might not hurt to ask the neighbours if they've seen your cat.  Also, I'd want to do some pretty nasty things to anyone who messed with my dog, but you might regret things if you or your brother end up in prison as a result.
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Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
« Reply #59 on: September 29, 2011, 10:23:26 AM »
Buy duct tape, ether, an axe and lots of plastic tarp and know a good location to bury the body. If he made your cat disappear, it's your turn to make him 'disappear'. :zoinks:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.