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Re: Bodie's English(U.K.) to English(U.S.) Dictionary
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2011, 06:57:47 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

Well, we got rid of a lot of our religious nuts that way.  And quite a few criminals chose to emigrate to the New World rather than be imprisoned.

P.S.  Squid, it's internment camps, not reservation camps for the Japanese and reservations for the American Indians.
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« Reply #46 on: September 24, 2011, 06:58:06 PM »
(Come on QV still needs 14 karma points)

bury the hatchet and be generous :zoinks:

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Re: Bodie's English(U.K.) to English(U.S.) Dictionary
« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2011, 07:00:53 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

   Australia!  :2thumbsup:


and  America :hahaha:
blah blah blah

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« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2011, 07:03:27 PM »
The first settlers in New Orleans were men.  After a short while the governor asked the king to send some women.  Of course, they went to the prison and sent over prostitutes and criminals.  The second group of women sent were the Casket Girls who were girls of good reputation and good families.  Amazingly, not one of the first group of women settlers ever reproduced.
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« Reply #49 on: September 24, 2011, 07:04:41 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

Well, we got rid of a lot of our religious nuts that way.  And quite a few criminals chose to emigrate to the New World rather than be imprisoned.

P.S.  Squid, it's internment camps, not reservation camps for the Japanese and reservations for the American Indians.

I meant the American indians.  :P
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« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2011, 07:06:14 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

   Australia!  :2thumbsup:


and  America :hahaha:

 And look at us now! 


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Re: Bodie's English(U.K.) to English(U.S.) Dictionary
« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2011, 07:07:14 PM »
CBC, if you keep on using bigger font, Soph will come in with some crack about fat Americans.
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« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2011, 07:07:44 PM »
The first settlers in New Orleans were men.  After a short while the governor asked the king to send some women.  Of course, they went to the prison and sent over prostitutes and criminals.  The second group of women sent were the Casket Girls who were girls of good reputation and good families.  Amazingly, not one of the first group of women settlers ever reproduced.

ha ha ha  -  brilliant!  i can't even plus you for that...
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« Reply #53 on: September 24, 2011, 07:10:54 PM »
CBC, if you keep on using bigger font, Soph will come in with some crack about fat Americans.

 Bring it on!  I'm fat and fiesty, ready to squash the competition!  :2thumbsup:
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« Reply #54 on: September 24, 2011, 07:14:09 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

   Australia!  :2thumbsup:


and  America :hahaha:

 And look at us now! 


                          :asthing: :hyke:  Don't hate, appreciate!  :hyke: :asthing:

Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there.  :zoinks:
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« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2011, 07:15:36 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

   Australia!  :2thumbsup:


and  America :hahaha:

 And look at us now! 


                          :asthing: :hyke:  Don't hate, appreciate!  :hyke: :asthing:

Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there.  :zoinks:

 You people are just as bad, AND you talk funny.   :hahaha:
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« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2011, 07:16:39 PM »


Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there.  :zoinks:


Looks like we aren't that different after all.   :green:

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« Reply #57 on: September 24, 2011, 07:17:49 PM »
Look,  in darker times,  long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals?   :hahaha:

   Australia!  :2thumbsup:


and  America :hahaha:

 And look at us now! 


                          :asthing: :hyke:  Don't hate, appreciate!  :hyke: :asthing:

Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there.  :zoinks:

 You people are just as bad, AND you talk funny.   :hahaha:

Coming from the land that spawns people with Forrest Gump's accent THAT'S rich.  :hahaha:

(And for the record , the U.K and Europe isn't as bad , so :razz:)
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Re: Bodie's English(U.K.) to English(U.S.) Dictionary
« Reply #58 on: September 24, 2011, 07:26:11 PM »
only brit's will get this joke

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Re: Bodie's English(U.K.) to English(U.S.) Dictionary
« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2011, 07:42:32 PM »
Examples of crazy English language

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.


2) The farm was used to produce produce.


3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.


4) We must polish the Polish furniture.


5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.


6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.


7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present



8) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

9) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


10) I did not object to the object.


11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.


12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.


13) They were too close to the door to close it.


14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.


15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.


16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.


17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.


18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.


19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.



blah blah blah