I hope I just triggerd the rapture

[P7PSP]

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!!

 Rethinking your vocation now? 

YES INDEED!!

I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW??

 We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty.  We can only submit to his will.    

 You changed my post to add that obscene smiley!    

I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. 

 You, however, are not the Almighty. 

Correct. Like Perry White I am an editor. Entiende usted?

["couldbecousin"]

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!!

 Rethinking your vocation now? 

YES INDEED!!

I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW??

 We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty.  We can only submit to his will.    

 You changed my post to add that obscene smiley!    

I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. 

 You, however, are not the Almighty. 

Correct. Like Perry White I am an editor. Entiende usted?

 I dunno who Perry White is.  I suspect you are deflecting from your sadness at not having been raptured.   

[Semicolon]

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!!

 Rethinking your vocation now? 

YES INDEED!!

I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW??

 We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty.  We can only submit to his will.    

 You changed my post to add that obscene smiley!    

I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. 

 You, however, are not the Almighty. 

Correct. Like Perry White I am an editor. Entiende usted?

 I dunno who Perry White is.  I suspect you are deflecting from your sadness at not having been raptured.   

Perry White is the editor of the Daily Planet.

[Callaway]

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

 

[Squidusa]

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

 

Stupid woman.

['andersom']

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

 

Stupid woman.

So many coincidences, it is a miracle.

 

[Squidusa]

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

 

Stupid woman.

So many coincidences, it is a miracle.

 

 

[Osensitive1]

So many coincidences

Exactly. Reads like a load of crap, but funny crap indeed.

[Queen Victoria]

Good grief, when is the next one due? 

["couldbecousin"]

Good grief, when is the next one due?

 We know not the day or the hour! 

[eris]

There is a next one ? o_O


This thread reminds me of Hailey

["couldbecousin"]

There is a next one ? o_O


This thread reminds me of Hailey

 There's  *always*  a next one, because the true believers never stop hoping. 



 And    re: sad memories, may they be pushed aside by happier ones.