5 Situations That Are Secretly Terrifying for Awkward People

[midlifeaspie]

Mildly funny.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-situations-that-are-secretly-terrifying-awkward-people/

[Binty]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

[midlifeaspie]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

[Binty]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

I bless my hormones for not making me particularly broody.  In fact, whenever I do get broody, I just want a cottage with chickens and a herb garden 

[midlifeaspie]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

I bless my hormones for not making me particularly broody.  In fact, whenever I do get broody, I just want a cottage with chickens and a herb garden 

That would certainly puke on you less often.

["couldbecousin"]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

 Is your little boy better now? 

[midlifeaspie]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

 Is your little boy better now? 

He hasn't vomited in 3.5 hours.  Here is hoping we are turning a corner. 

["couldbecousin"]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

 Is your little boy better now? 

He hasn't vomited in 3.5 hours.  Here is hoping we are turning a corner. 

    for the little fellow, that kind of illness is grueling for a wee one and must be so hard for parents to witness.

[midlifeaspie]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

 Is your little boy better now? 

He hasn't vomited in 3.5 hours.  Here is hoping we are turning a corner. 

    for the little fellow, that kind of illness is grueling for a wee one and must be so hard for parents to witness.

That's the funny thing.  He doesn't seem all that bothered by it.  His tummy hurts and he wants to watch the same crappy British claymation show over and over again, and he won't sleep, but as long as he has what he wants and he is cuddling with mom or dad he is still smiling and laughing.  He thinks puking is hilarious. 

[Squidusa]

Sorry to hear he's poorly at the moment MLA. 

["couldbecousin"]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

 Is your little boy better now? 

He hasn't vomited in 3.5 hours.  Here is hoping we are turning a corner. 

    for the little fellow, that kind of illness is grueling for a wee one and must be so hard for parents to witness.

That's the funny thing.  He doesn't seem all that bothered by it.  His tummy hurts and he wants to watch the same crappy British claymation show over and over again, and he won't sleep, but as long as he has what he wants and he is cuddling with mom or dad he is still smiling and laughing.  He thinks puking is hilarious. 

 When I was sick as a child I was a whiny little lump.  Your son is BRAVE!   

[midlifeaspie]

Better than contraception:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-horrible-things-nobody-tells-you-about-babies/

All of that shit is mild compared to the truth.  That shit is mild compared to the last 16 hours of my life.

 Is your little boy better now? 

He hasn't vomited in 3.5 hours.  Here is hoping we are turning a corner. 

    for the little fellow, that kind of illness is grueling for a wee one and must be so hard for parents to witness.

That's the funny thing.  He doesn't seem all that bothered by it.  His tummy hurts and he wants to watch the same crappy British claymation show over and over again, and he won't sleep, but as long as he has what he wants and he is cuddling with mom or dad he is still smiling and laughing.  He thinks puking is hilarious. 

 When I was sick as a child I was a whiny little lump.  Your son is BRAVE!   

Sometimes his hypo-sensitivity is a blessing.  He doesn't really feel a lot of pain either.