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« on: September 22, 2011, 11:31:39 PM »
you know, all that nasty stuff you wanna do to the opposite sex
your parents endulged in that w each others.
doggystyle, licking and sucking.
your mother probably swallowed, since thats a fairly common thing to do, between people in love

i bet she cried out "harder! harder!" and your dad, all sweatty, and invigorated by her request, went "yeah! take it deep!" thrusting her hard from behind, squeezing her boobs in his hands, maybe even reaching down over her belly, to fondle her while he thrust it deep

i love to give people that mental image :)

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Re: important:
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 12:12:44 AM »
Your dad was likely a felcher.

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Re: important:
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 12:16:47 AM »

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Re: important:
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 01:02:40 AM »
Zegh, you're a pervert.

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Re: important:
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 01:30:54 AM »
 I'm totally calling your neighbor on the phone right now and telling him to go visit you.  :zoinks:
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Re: important:
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 01:42:41 AM »
you know, all that nasty stuff you wanna do to the opposite sex
your parents endulged in that w each others.
doggystyle, licking and sucking.
your mother probably swallowed, since thats a fairly common thing to do, between people in love

i bet she cried out "harder! harder!" and your dad, all sweatty, and invigorated by her request, went "yeah! take it deep!" thrusting her hard from behind, squeezing her boobs in his hands, maybe even reaching down over her belly, to fondle her while he thrust it deep

i love to give people that mental image :)

Well I prefer it over the image of impregnation without lust.
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Re: important:
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 07:01:14 AM »
I'm oddly turned on.



































Just kidding.  :zoinks:

Seriously Zegh , that was all kinds of wrong.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: important:
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 09:57:25 AM »
Your dad was likely a felcher.

Sometimes it is so unfair that you don't let us  :plus: you.  >:(

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Re: important:
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 10:11:09 AM »
Your dad was likely a felcher.

Sometimes it is so unfair that you don't let us  :plus: you.  >:(

Missed that :rofl:
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Re: important:
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 10:28:23 AM »
you know, all that nasty stuff you wanna do to the opposite sex
your parents endulged in that w each others.
doggystyle, licking and sucking.
your mother probably swallowed, since thats a fairly common thing to do, between people in love

i bet she cried out "harder! harder!" and your dad, all sweatty, and invigorated by her request, went "yeah! take it deep!" thrusting her hard from behind, squeezing her boobs in his hands, maybe even reaching down over her belly, to fondle her while he thrust it deep

i love to give people that mental image :)

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Re: important:
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 11:00:37 AM »
very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D

cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D

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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2011, 11:03:36 AM »
very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D

cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D

You're off by almost 2 decades. Sex was invented in the early 60's.  :M

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Re: important:
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 04:30:28 PM »
very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D

cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D

 Indeed it was, I was beamed down from heaven in 1966 and landed directly in my hospital crib.  :M
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Re: important:
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2011, 04:31:21 PM »
very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D

cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D

 Indeed it was, I was beamed down from heaven in 1966 and landed directly in my hospital crib.  :M

Storks don't transport Weebles?

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Re: important:
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2011, 04:36:40 PM »
very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D

cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D

 Indeed it was, I was beamed down from heaven in 1966 and landed directly in my hospital crib.  :M

Storks don't transport Weebles?

 No, that's just a story told to children till they are old enough to understand God's transporter room!   :snowman:
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