Blonde bimbo holding an eight foot long-

["couldbecousin"]

I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar. 

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to. 

['andersom']

I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar. 

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to. 

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course. 

["couldbecousin"]

I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar. 

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to. 

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course. 

 If she attaches them to the end of the pole with a bungee cord, then raises the pole skyward,
 he just might be able to reach them! 

['andersom']

I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar. 

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to. 

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course. 

 If she attaches them to the end of the pole with a bungee cord, then raises the pole skyward,
 he just might be able to reach them! 

But wouldn't there be the danger of  ?

["couldbecousin"]

I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar. 

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to. 

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course. 

 If she attaches them to the end of the pole with a bungee cord, then raises the pole skyward,
 he just might be able to reach them! 

But wouldn't there be the danger of  ?

 Now that you mention it, we'd better warn God that a big stick is headed his way!