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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2011, 03:46:52 AM »
Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?
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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2011, 04:50:48 AM »
Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?


Sensitive? Only my skin  ;)
 :bounce:?  only if you post a pic of your wang first  :laugh:
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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #92 on: September 25, 2011, 04:53:07 AM »
Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?


Sensitive? Only my skin  ;)
 :bounce:?  only if you post a pic of your wang first  :laugh:

  :plus:   for your tenth post, you will now see more of the site!



  ... and eeeeewwwwww to wangs!  :laugh:
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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #93 on: September 25, 2011, 04:53:58 AM »
Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?


Sensitive? Only my skin  ;)
 :bounce:?  only if you post a pic of your wang first  :laugh:

 :plus:

You are going to fit in well here.  :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #94 on: September 25, 2011, 07:15:00 AM »
I think you guessed who I am already right Cynara ;)
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #95 on: September 25, 2011, 07:16:42 AM »
Hi Cynara!

I hardly ever post here...but only cos I hardly ever post anywhere (me and people - never works out well) - but I love these guys - albeit in a "fava beans and a nice chianti" kinda way in some cases...as a result this is literally the only Autie board I ever post on in anything resembling a purely social way.

Little word of advice though...don't challenge any of them to show you their wang...not unless you ACTUALLY want to see it. They are very sweet, innocent, literal boys that way...

 :angel:

 It's true, actual wangs have been posted here on occasion!  The horror ... the horror ...   :GA:
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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #96 on: September 25, 2011, 07:32:44 AM »

 It's true, actual wangs have been posted here on occasion!  The horror ... the horror ...   :GA:

It would be easy to jump to the conclusion that any time lapse between the question being asked and the pictures appearing represented some form of reluctance...but you would probably be wrong...it is far more likely to indicate frantic aesthetic photoshopping...

Well just to help with the mental imagary for any ladies who want to imagine a realistic portayal of what I may look like nude, just imagine a short, white, stocky, hairy middle-aged man, that were i to suddenly lose my mental faculties, and do a nudie run, would not have the police after him to subdue and contain him, but rather the Wildlife rangers.

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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #97 on: September 25, 2011, 07:39:44 AM »
Hi Cynara, walcome. You seem :viking: and awesome so far.

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #98 on: September 25, 2011, 09:17:16 AM »
I think you guessed who I am already right Cynara ;)

Sky told me, but it is obviously you sweetcheeks   :eyelash:
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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #99 on: September 25, 2011, 11:01:51 AM »
:LMAO:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #100 on: September 25, 2011, 11:17:45 AM »
:LMAO:

So few words, yet I actually lol'd.

But am I one to think Tambourine-Man will become the next 'keet in regards to suffering delusional paranoia? :zoinks:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #101 on: September 25, 2011, 11:48:40 AM »
I see a guest lurking, I wonder if it's... Nah, he's too smart to come here surely. :toporly:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #102 on: September 25, 2011, 12:41:30 PM »
:LMAO:

So few words, yet I actually lol'd.

But am I one to think Tambourine-Man will become the next 'keet in regards to suffering delusional paranoia? :zoinks:

 :agreed:

Reading those two messages gave me a chuckle or three, I almost feel bad.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #103 on: September 25, 2011, 07:55:27 PM »
Don't feel bad, the guy seems like a douche pretending to be polite. In other words, he's no better than some of us trolls underneath. 8)
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Welcome cynara
« Reply #104 on: September 25, 2011, 07:59:46 PM »
So, you're a member of the artichoke family?
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