Welcome cynara

[odeon]

Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?

[cynara]

Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?

Sensitive? Only my skin 
 ?  only if you post a pic of your wang first 

["couldbecousin"]

Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?

Sensitive? Only my skin 
 ?  only if you post a pic of your wang first 

     for your tenth post, you will now see more of the site!



  ... and eeeeewwwwww to wangs! 

[Squidusa]

Did anyone ask you these already...?

Are you the sensitive type?
Will you post pics of your boobs?

Sensitive? Only my skin 
 ?  only if you post a pic of your wang first 

 

You are going to fit in well here. 

[Al Swearegen]

I think you guessed who I am already right Cynara

["couldbecousin"]

Hi Cynara!

I hardly ever post here...but only cos I hardly ever post anywhere (me and people - never works out well) - but I love these guys - albeit in a "fava beans and a nice chianti" kinda way in some cases...as a result this is literally the only Autie board I ever post on in anything resembling a purely social way.

Little word of advice though...don't challenge any of them to show you their wang...not unless you ACTUALLY want to see it. They are very sweet, innocent, literal boys that way...

 

 It's true, actual wangs have been posted here on occasion!  The horror ... the horror ...   

[Al Swearegen]

 It's true, actual wangs have been posted here on occasion!  The horror ... the horror ...   

It would be easy to jump to the conclusion that any time lapse between the question being asked and the pictures appearing represented some form of reluctance...but you would probably be wrong...it is far more likely to indicate frantic aesthetic photoshopping...

Well just to help with the mental imagary for any ladies who want to imagine a realistic portayal of what I may look like nude, just imagine a short, white, stocky, hairy middle-aged man, that were i to suddenly lose my mental faculties, and do a nudie run, would not have the police after him to subdue and contain him, but rather the Wildlife rangers.

 

[Charlotte Quin]

Hi Cynara, walcome. You seem and awesome so far.

[cynara]

I think you guessed who I am already right Cynara

Sky told me, but it is obviously you sweetcheeks   

[Squidusa]

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

So few words, yet I actually lol'd.

But am I one to think Tambourine-Man will become the next 'keet in regards to suffering delusional paranoia?

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

I see a guest lurking, I wonder if it's... Nah, he's too smart to come here surely.

[Squidusa]

So few words, yet I actually lol'd.

But am I one to think Tambourine-Man will become the next 'keet in regards to suffering delusional paranoia?

 

Reading those two messages gave me a chuckle or three, I almost feel bad. 

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Don't feel bad, the guy seems like a douche pretending to be polite. In other words, he's no better than some of us trolls underneath.

[Queen Victoria]

So, you're a member of the artichoke family?