I'm a hardcore Christian - Let's play.

[Calavera]

What creation myth should I hold for accurate?

Genesis 1 or Genesis 2?

They can't be both fully factual.

1. It's not a myth. It's history.

2. Genesis 2 isn't about the creation of the universe in six days, but mostly about the creation of man and woman on the sixth day.

[Calavera]

Sorry, I dont really like it when people die. The fact that someone died FOR me kinda makes it worse. I may lack empathy but am not totally devoid of it. I didnt even know this dude.

Jesus Christ died for you willingly because He loves you. It's up to you if you want to accept His love for you.

[Calavera]

(You're falling out of character Mcalavera  )

I don't get it. What does that mean?

Ok so I have a question , do you have anything other than the bible to back your claims?

Yes, the universe is proof God is real. Look around you and see all the beautiful things the Creator has made.

Also, human nature is always inclined to sin and rebel against God. Confirmation that we really do need Jesus for our salvation.

If not , can we all just accept you are a delusional christfag and ignore you? 

I thought there was nothing wrong with being a "fag" according to you guys. But feel free to ignore me if you so wish and if you are able to.

[Calavera]

What do you think of the fundie Johan Huibers, who thinks that in the arc of Noah all prototypes of animals were gathered. So, only one pair of the feline species, one of the canine species, one kind of serpents and such. He needed that reduction, to explain the arc could carry all those animals. There would be some kind of evolution after the deluge to bring us the wide variety of species we have now.

Don't know the guy. But the Bible does say "kind" and not "species".

By the way, mutation does not prove evolution.

[Calavera]

Never said you asked me to care. You implied my lack of caring is a lack of interest in truth.

Does this upset you?

Jesus knows it's true.

And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. Matthew 4:10

Amen.

We serve and worship God, not Satan.

[Calavera]

I'll leave you guys with this very educative video:



I'll be back next week.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

So your whole premise on authenticity rests on just saying it's God word and provide nothing else to substantiate those claims?

Wow, so you believe in Judaism, Islam and every other religion that has books of God's word too then? Considering God wrote those books too, going by your logic. This is where the contradictions arise severely as there's actually more than one book claiming to be the word of God, and a few pre-date your Bible.

Without authentication, how can you be sure the Bible is the correct one? And seriously, faith is not a option as an answer.

[Squidusa]

Jesus was a pizza.

He was delicious.

Passion of the crust.

He died for our greasy lusts.

  to both of you.

Jesus gave great head.

Will be back in a few hours.

[Psychophant]

I'm guilty of breaking 7 out of 10 commandments. 

Same.

['andersom']

What creation myth should I hold for accurate?

Genesis 1 or Genesis 2?

They can't be both fully factual.

1. It's not a myth. It's history.

2. Genesis 2 isn't about the creation of the universe in six days, but mostly about the creation of man and woman on the sixth day.

Nope. Two completely different poetic versions of the origin of earth.

Man is created in Genesis 2 before any other lifeform.
Then comes vegetation, and well defined streams of water. .
After that, animals were created, to give man a helper.
Man names all the animals, but non fits him as a helper.
Only after that, during sleep of the man, the woman is created from a rib of the man.

In Genesis 1, people are created at the sixth day, after the rest of the world has been created. They are created men and women, after the image of G_d.

Very different timeline, very different story.


Is one of these two versions false?
If one of them is false, how will I know which one to take as the absolute truth, and how can it be that there are lies in the book you say is factually true word by word?

Or are both something completely different than a factual report of how earth and it's inhabitants came to be?

[Psychophant]

I hate to say this, but, it needs to be said for those of us who are religious skeptics.  The Bible is a fairy tale put together by MEN to scare people to follow and give money to their beliefs.  Every time I turn on the fucking tv, I see religious evangelists preaching and exhorting their followers to give and give muchly and deeply for their salvation to the church of the <insert name here>.   If I'm going to hell, well, I'll be with a lot of my friends and we'll have a good time!   

[midlifeaspie]

Jesus gives great rimjobs.

[Psychophant]

I'll pass all the same, I'm not in the same boat as TheoK.   

[Phallacy]

Jesus was a sado.

[eris]

Jesus was a sado.

I think you mean, "Jesus was a soda"

Cherikee Red.




Let's all drink his bubbly goodness.