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yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« on: September 20, 2011, 02:49:58 PM »
to tell me that the cat cant use the door mat, and i should teach her. i told him that is undoable, and closed the door.

then he knocked again, and i almost lose my fucking mind, cus after a year living her, and not ONCE has he knocked to tell me anything important...
he wanted me to help pay for a light-bulb-tube, for the washing room. i told him i frankly dont give a shit about the light in the wash room. i am usually a lot more polite, but ive reached a limit........... he nagged me to accept a compromise where i can help pay upto 25 krones.

then he knocked again........... i wanted to scream... he wanted to tell me my share came to 28 krones

then
he knocked again
to tell me he miscalculated, and it was 23 krones.

i was almost hoping for a 5th knock on the fucking door, so i could just kick it down, and stab him to death :I
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 02:51:06 PM »
Holy shit.  He sounds insufferable  :zombiefuck:
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 02:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Binty on September 20, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
Holy shit.  He sounds insufferable  :zombiefuck:

hes probably aspie, but has no clue.
he has that recognizeable warped idea of whats important

like how he tried to tell me about the cat and the door mat
"ive been thinking, we should discuss this"

he also tried to convince me to convince the landlord to cut a cat-door into the window-glass in my room. when i refused, sighing and eyerolling (something he seems to not register at all), he tried to suggest cutting a door in the wall instead.

i think he thinks this is... something normal, to do in society, knock on peoples doors, and "discuss things in a serious manner"
"hi, ive been thinking" he often wants me to help pay for idiotic purchases that ive got absolutely no fucking interest in
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 03:01:49 PM »
People usually get the idea that I don't like people at the door fairly quickly and rarely knock more than twice.  I also have been known to ignore them even if they see me through the window :green:
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 03:04:52 PM »
I have been known to open the door and glare at people until they leave me alone.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 03:15:56 PM »
one time he was ranting about a chess book, i was stoned, and sick of his face, it was the n-th time he had knocked that day, and i stared emptily into the air, then begun to close the door slowly, untill it was completely shut

i kid not: he talked the whole time i was closing the door, untill it did that final click, and i went back to my computer...
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 03:52:35 PM »
I also have dogs which kinda discourages most knockers :2thumbsup:
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 05:58:57 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 20, 2011, 03:15:56 PM
one time he was ranting about a chess book, i was stoned, and sick of his face, it was the n-th time he had knocked that day, and i stared emptily into the air, then begun to close the door slowly, untill it was completely shut

i kid not: he talked the whole time i was closing the door, untill it did that final click, and i went back to my computer...

 :lol:

What would you do if he was a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door?
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 06:13:05 PM »
I think he may be lonely. im serious. I bet he is really lonely.


Once a Jehovah Witness come to my door and didn't want to tell me why. im sure because as soon as they told me they knew they would get a door slammed in their face. So instead they started telling me about how I can be happy, and that they have some really good news for me. I asked then what the good news was and they very slowly told me that jesus dying for my sins was good news. I told them that wasnt good news and slammed the door in their face.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 06:21:41 PM »
Squirt gun.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2011, 07:03:10 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 20, 2011, 06:13:05 PM
I think he may be lonely. im serious. I bet he is really lonely.


Once a Jehovah Witness come to my door and didn't want to tell me why. im sure because as soon as they told me they knew they would get a door slammed in their face. So instead they started telling me about how I can be happy, and that they have some really good news for me. I asked then what the good news was and they very slowly told me that jesus dying for my sins was good news. I told them that wasnt good news and slammed the door in their face.

:D
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2011, 08:23:00 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 20, 2011, 06:13:05 PM
I think he may be lonely. im serious. I bet he is really lonely.

Or worse. Horny.
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 01:24:47 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 20, 2011, 03:15:56 PM
one time he was ranting about a chess book, i was stoned, and sick of his face, it was the n-th time he had knocked that day, and i stared emptily into the air, then begun to close the door slowly, untill it was completely shut

i kid not: he talked the whole time i was closing the door, untill it did that final click, and i went back to my computer...

I do know what you mean.

Empathy through experience.

Being very firm and very direct in saying you will not be listening does help.....                ...... a little.             
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2011, 03:41:07 AM »
Answer the door naked next time. :orly:
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Re: yesterday, my neighbor knocked on my door
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 09:33:29 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 21, 2011, 03:41:07 AM
Answer the door naked next time. :orly:

 Naked except for some sort of random fringed garment, the combination should scar him for life!   :cheer:
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