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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3765 on: May 29, 2013, 12:56:31 PM »
  The blinds on most of my windows are crummy old ones that let in too much light and enable people to
   see into my room, so this morning I duct-taped cardboard over my bedroom windows, then put the blinds back up.
   Now if Ladder Man returns to work on my windows, I will feel safely invisible, and can postwhore in peace!  :ninja:


  I love having my bedroom so dark.  This weekend I think I'll buy some dark drapes!  :2thumbsup:

Good thing to do, while Ladder Man is making horrible noises.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3766 on: May 29, 2013, 11:28:15 PM »
I made coffee. :orly:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3767 on: May 30, 2013, 09:21:44 PM »
I was in the bathroom washing my hands when an insect (about 9 millimeters long) flew onto the barsoap and got stuck in the suds. I took it off the soap and it dropped into the sink, where I figured it would clean off its wings and take off.

I am not sure what kind of insect it was- sort of looked like a flying ant, but with a pointed abdomen (not quite a stinger)...

Anyways, I come back to pee a few hours later and when I washed my hands, I found the insect drowning in a large droplet of water in the sink; it was sad, the little legs were bent inwards and the antennas were curled up. It was out of habit that I prepared to wash it down the sink when SUDDENLY I wondered if insects could faint, and that perhaps it could be revived.

So I picked it up on my finger, then gently used toilet paper to dry it, and put it on the toilet paper wad. It was motionless. I brought it into the kitchen and set it on a shelf near the back door. I doubted that it was alive...but still....I wondered....

Later, when I came back to check on it, I noticed it's antennas were no longer curled up and were curved outward - and healthy sign. Then I looked closer and could see that it's teeny tiny insect body was twitching.

Amazing!

I then took the toilet paper wad with the insect on it outside to a patio table. There was a soft warm breeze and I imagined that the insect could sense it. I watched it for awhile struggling and wondered if it had been poisoned by the soap.

Then (worried that a bird would chomp on it) I broke off a small leave from a plant and put it over the insect for cover. It reacted when I put the leaf over it, but still couldn't fly off. I then left it to recover in peace. When I returned, it was gone (the leaf was still there). I was glad.

A little tiny insect who struggled to live.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2013, 09:23:48 PM by sg1008 »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3768 on: May 30, 2013, 09:29:26 PM »
  That is sweet.  :)   Sometimes I find a beetle overturned and struggling to get upright, and I help it.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3769 on: May 30, 2013, 09:52:12 PM »
  That is sweet.  :)   Sometimes I find a beetle overturned and struggling to get upright, and I help it.

:) Thats kind. Sometimes I remove them from sidewalk paths so they don't get stepped on.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3770 on: May 30, 2013, 11:01:51 PM »
  That is sweet.  :)   Sometimes I find a beetle overturned and struggling to get upright, and I help it.

Sometimes I find a roach in the bathtub overturned and struggling to get upright, and I squash the SOB and flush him down the toilet.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3771 on: May 31, 2013, 01:19:18 AM »
  That is sweet.  :)   Sometimes I find a beetle overturned and struggling to get upright, and I help it.

Sometimes I find a roach in the bathtub overturned and struggling to get upright, and I squash the SOB and flush him down the toilet.

    :lol1:   You haven't kept your Empire together all these years by being a softie.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3772 on: May 31, 2013, 08:38:35 AM »
Things (I did).. but also I've pruned the buxus (or box) hedge this afternoon.

Um, picture.. or it didn't happen? 'k.

Yeah, yeah, it's quite a short cut/trim but that's okay.. it will be a nice green hedge soon.

(glad I can 'erase' that garden job from my to do list)
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3773 on: May 31, 2013, 01:21:04 PM »
Nice job lutra, looks like you've got a lovely secret garden there. 8)

Planted 2 elderberry bushes (I want jelly)...and picked up an infected computer from someone to fix.

Microsoft Security Essentials seems to suck at detecting rogue software, it's got a couple of them. Once I get it scrubbed I think I'll put on Avast instead.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3774 on: May 31, 2013, 05:59:23 PM »
You know you've had a shitty day when the highlight was seeing Fast and Furious 6. 

If you're going to make a film about cars, crashes, racing why the hell stage most of those scenes at night? 
There were a couple of nice classic cars.

I will say that the cars had the best lines in the show.

Dwayne Johnson's shoulders were padded beyond belief and I think he's got a weight problem.  He had on a bullet-proof vest the entire movie. 
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3775 on: May 31, 2013, 06:57:05 PM »
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3776 on: May 31, 2013, 07:07:20 PM »
That should be posted in the, something good that happed today, thread.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3777 on: May 31, 2013, 07:09:55 PM »
Sent a pistol to Ruger for repair. I am a competent at detail stripping and parts changing on Glocks, Sigs, M&Ps and 1911s among others but in this case I fucked up. Que lastima.  :dunno: I should have it back in about 2 weeks or less.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3778 on: May 31, 2013, 07:10:52 PM »
Sorry I don't know the rules yet

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3779 on: May 31, 2013, 07:12:00 PM »
Sorry I don't know the rules yet
Jack was making a suggestion, not telling you where to post.