A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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No, because that's where I finally get to do away with the body.
Quote from: odeon on May 27, 2013, 11:08:51 PMNo, because that's where I finally get to do away with the body. Now remember, if there is a body at the party, we will have to investigate.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2013, 11:10:50 PMQuote from: odeon on May 27, 2013, 11:08:51 PMNo, because that's where I finally get to do away with the body. Now remember, if there is a body at the party, we will have to investigate. There won't be.
Quote from: odeon on May 27, 2013, 10:40:51 PMNot much yet. Ask me again tonight. It's a little before 1 a.m. here, I have posted a bit and stuck myself in the finger with my manicure scissors.
Not much yet. Ask me again tonight.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2013, 10:51:12 PMQuote from: odeon on May 27, 2013, 10:40:51 PMNot much yet. Ask me again tonight. It's a little before 1 a.m. here, I have posted a bit and stuck myself in the finger with my manicure scissors. What finger was it?How did you do it? Was it on purpose, was there an earthquake?How deep is the wound?How have you taken care of it?Details, girl, we want details. Think what it do with your post count. And think of how many options to boost my post count I wasted here.
Quote from: odeon on May 27, 2013, 11:24:56 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2013, 11:10:50 PMQuote from: odeon on May 27, 2013, 11:08:51 PMNo, because that's where I finally get to do away with the body. Now remember, if there is a body at the party, we will have to investigate. There won't be. Also remember, we may be searching your home and your hard drives as well.
The blinds on most of my windows are crummy old ones that let in too much light and enable people to see into my room, so this morning I duct-taped cardboard over my bedroom windows, then put the blinds back up. Now if Ladder Man returns to work on my windows, I will feel safely invisible, and can postwhore in peace!