How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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I worked on a house for an insane man who changes his mind on how and what needs to be done every fifteen minutes
Showed up on time for my dentist appt to have my tooth fixed. Took about 90 minutes. Brought b'fast home for the PR, took an hours nap, bought lunch for the family and went to Wendys. While eating lunch there the same tooth broke and the repair came out with the broken piece. Back to the dentist for 1:30. Another 90 minutes in the chair. Took the PR to bowling. After 4 shots of anesthesia, 3 hours of dental work (now I know why I don't do oral sex), I'm home, about to take a bath and a pain pill and go to bed.It was almost comedic because:A) Wendys was where my tooth broke on Sunday as well as todayB) While I was at the dentist I got a call from the hygenist in the next room asking if I wanted to make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 02, 2012, 06:59:32 PMShowed up on time for my dentist appt to have my tooth fixed. Took about 90 minutes. Brought b'fast home for the PR, took an hours nap, bought lunch for the family and went to Wendys. While eating lunch there the same tooth broke and the repair came out with the broken piece. Back to the dentist for 1:30. Another 90 minutes in the chair. Took the PR to bowling. After 4 shots of anesthesia, 3 hours of dental work (now I know why I don't do oral sex), I'm home, about to take a bath and a pain pill and go to bed.It was almost comedic because:A) Wendys was where my tooth broke on Sunday as well as todayB) While I was at the dentist I got a call from the hygenist in the next room asking if I wanted to make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned. Take it easy tonight, Your Majesty, and stay out of Wendy's!
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 02, 2012, 07:02:34 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on October 02, 2012, 06:59:32 PMShowed up on time for my dentist appt to have my tooth fixed. Took about 90 minutes. Brought b'fast home for the PR, took an hours nap, bought lunch for the family and went to Wendys. While eating lunch there the same tooth broke and the repair came out with the broken piece. Back to the dentist for 1:30. Another 90 minutes in the chair. Took the PR to bowling. After 4 shots of anesthesia, 3 hours of dental work (now I know why I don't do oral sex), I'm home, about to take a bath and a pain pill and go to bed.It was almost comedic because:A) Wendys was where my tooth broke on Sunday as well as todayB) While I was at the dentist I got a call from the hygenist in the next room asking if I wanted to make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned. Take it easy tonight, Your Majesty, and stay out of Wendy's! Hmm. I bet I could find a tort in there somewhere.
Volunteer shift. Meeting with the manager. Wendys for lunch with the oldest (and no one broke any teeth ). Got my hair coloured and cut.
Quote from: MissKitty on October 03, 2012, 05:15:12 PMVolunteer shift. Meeting with the manager. Wendys for lunch with the oldest (and no one broke any teeth ). Got my hair coloured and cut.My first thought, before I got to the parenthetical addition was, "I hope no one broke a tooth."