A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on July 31, 2012, 09:09:18 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 31, 2012, 09:07:40 AMToday I have been slacking off like a pro.Yesterday, I made two appointments at the dentist. One for me, I had been postponing to do that for months, and one for my mother, who was even worse, than I am, in postponing. I'm pretty damned good at it, too. Olympic Games-good. I am the finest procrastinator of them all!
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 31, 2012, 09:07:40 AMToday I have been slacking off like a pro.Yesterday, I made two appointments at the dentist. One for me, I had been postponing to do that for months, and one for my mother, who was even worse, than I am, in postponing. I'm pretty damned good at it, too. Olympic Games-good.
Today I have been slacking off like a pro.Yesterday, I made two appointments at the dentist. One for me, I had been postponing to do that for months, and one for my mother, who was even worse, than I am, in postponing.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 01, 2012, 08:23:11 PMQuote from: odeon on July 31, 2012, 09:09:18 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 31, 2012, 09:07:40 AMToday I have been slacking off like a pro.Yesterday, I made two appointments at the dentist. One for me, I had been postponing to do that for months, and one for my mother, who was even worse, than I am, in postponing. I'm pretty damned good at it, too. Olympic Games-good. I am the finest procrastinator of them all! You are but a learner. I am the master.
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 01, 2012, 08:23:11 PMQuote from: odeon on July 31, 2012, 09:09:18 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 31, 2012, 09:07:40 AMToday I have been slacking off like a pro.Yesterday, I made two appointments at the dentist. One for me, I had been postponing to do that for months, and one for my mother, who was even worse, than I am, in postponing. I'm pretty damned good at it, too. Olympic Games-good. I am the finest procrastinator of them all! Not true, you've already been to the dentist.
Well, still have to clean the oven properly and wash 5 pans.. check/doneOh, I've filled the washing machine a little earlier also. It's now doing his thing. thing finished/towels/stuff is now in the dryerAm now drinking a nice cup of coffee. check/ad fundum-ed/thinking about making another