A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: renaeden on December 23, 2011, 04:21:56 AMSee, that is what we like here, enough detail done in the Aspie way. Thanks odeon and PPK. Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2011, 04:50:48 AMQuote from: PPK on December 23, 2011, 02:20:44 AMAnd yes I did do the pencil test, with a cheap plastic ball point pen, to test the firing pin. It had enough energy to launch the pen up to nail my ceiling from sitting position on the couch. And the new holster is glossy. I figured you would like that. It does look good.Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2011, 10:48:40 AMPPK wrote, "And yes I did do the pencil test,"When I was a girl the pencil test was putting a pencil test under your breast. If the pencil fell down you didn't need to wear a bra.Interesting. That is chick stuff though. Aside from writing men either use pencils to check for sufficient firing pin energy/momentum or toss them up to try and stick them in a tile ceiling. Ball point pins with stainless steel tube make better improvised weapons than pencils although leaving a lead graphite mark under an enemies skin might be satisfying.
See, that is what we like here, enough detail done in the Aspie way. Thanks odeon and PPK.
Quote from: PPK on December 23, 2011, 02:20:44 AMAnd yes I did do the pencil test, with a cheap plastic ball point pen, to test the firing pin. It had enough energy to launch the pen up to nail my ceiling from sitting position on the couch. And the new holster is glossy.
And yes I did do the pencil test, with a cheap plastic ball point pen, to test the firing pin. It had enough energy to launch the pen up to nail my ceiling from sitting position on the couch.
PPK wrote, "And yes I did do the pencil test,"When I was a girl the pencil test was putting a pencil test under your breast. If the pencil fell down you didn't need to wear a bra.
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Quote from: PPK on December 23, 2011, 11:28:18 AMQuote from: renaeden on December 23, 2011, 04:21:56 AMSee, that is what we like here, enough detail done in the Aspie way. Thanks odeon and PPK. Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2011, 04:50:48 AMQuote from: PPK on December 23, 2011, 02:20:44 AMAnd yes I did do the pencil test, with a cheap plastic ball point pen, to test the firing pin. It had enough energy to launch the pen up to nail my ceiling from sitting position on the couch. And the new holster is glossy. I figured you would like that. It does look good.Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2011, 10:48:40 AMPPK wrote, "And yes I did do the pencil test,"When I was a girl the pencil test was putting a pencil test under your breast. If the pencil fell down you didn't need to wear a bra.Interesting. That is chick stuff though. Aside from writing men either use pencils to check for sufficient firing pin energy/momentum or toss them up to try and stick them in a tile ceiling. Ball point pins with stainless steel tube make better improvised weapons than pencils although leaving a lead graphite mark under an enemies skin might be satisfying.This being Intensity, I would assume that one or more male members has tried to insert a pencil or pen into their member. However, the smart ones wouldn't admit to it. Which leaves Richard......
Quote from: bodaccea on December 21, 2011, 09:42:02 PMQuote from: PPK on December 21, 2011, 08:37:06 PMQuote from: bodaccea on December 21, 2011, 07:29:37 PMI have a small live tree too, in a pot. It's about 60 cm. Cute.You cook trees in Wales? Eh? I have a small potted xmas tree, even i would not be silly enough to cook it? Are you thinking of good old King George III ? he used to do stuff like that you know, planted a side of beef once, in a pot and waited for it to grow.He was mad as a hatter. We aren't all like that, us limey's. He had a lot of German blood in him. I can assure you, my sausagemeat is a bit mixed up but there is no Frankfurter 'Wales' I got enough hang up's as it is without implying i am Welsh too! I must have missed something in this conversation So, that bit in Blackadder is based on King George III for real?
Quote from: PPK on December 21, 2011, 08:37:06 PMQuote from: bodaccea on December 21, 2011, 07:29:37 PMI have a small live tree too, in a pot. It's about 60 cm. Cute.You cook trees in Wales? Eh? I have a small potted xmas tree, even i would not be silly enough to cook it? Are you thinking of good old King George III ? he used to do stuff like that you know, planted a side of beef once, in a pot and waited for it to grow.He was mad as a hatter. We aren't all like that, us limey's. He had a lot of German blood in him. I can assure you, my sausagemeat is a bit mixed up but there is no Frankfurter 'Wales' I got enough hang up's as it is without implying i am Welsh too! I must have missed something in this conversation
Quote from: bodaccea on December 21, 2011, 07:29:37 PMI have a small live tree too, in a pot. It's about 60 cm. Cute.You cook trees in Wales?
I have a small live tree too, in a pot. It's about 60 cm. Cute.
QuoteSo, that bit in Blackadder is based on King George III for real? Oh he was absolutely nutty as hell. A real fruit cake. I read something recently, that a lock of his hair was found recently. The hair was believed to be genuine so they analysed it and the maain shock was that he was more than 200 times the safe amount of arsenic in him! no wonder he was barmy!
So, that bit in Blackadder is based on King George III for real?
:lol: Hard to say I love the places I take him and he loves tracking down the feral cats
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 22, 2011, 06:56:04 AMQuote from: bodaccea on December 21, 2011, 09:42:02 PMQuote from: PPK on December 21, 2011, 08:37:06 PMQuote from: bodaccea on December 21, 2011, 07:29:37 PMI have a small live tree too, in a pot. It's about 60 cm. Cute.You cook trees in Wales? Eh? I have a small potted xmas tree, even i would not be silly enough to cook it? Are you thinking of good old King George III ? he used to do stuff like that you know, planted a side of beef once, in a pot and waited for it to grow.He was mad as a hatter. We aren't all like that, us limey's. He had a lot of German blood in him. I can assure you, my sausagemeat is a bit mixed up but there is no Frankfurter 'Wales' I got enough hang up's as it is without implying i am Welsh too! I must have missed something in this conversation So, that bit in Blackadder is based on King George III for real? Oh he was absolutely nutty as hell. A real fruit cake. I read something recently, that a lock of his hair was found recently. The hair was believed to be genuine so they analysed it and the maain shock was that he was more than 200 times the safe amount of arsenic in him! no wonder he was barmy!