What have you done today? (Pt 2)

['andersom']

Had a painful one breast follow up mammogram.  Eight compressions of a DD breast.  Hurt like the dickens.

Nothing serious, just a follow-up to confirm that it is normal dense tissue.

My first mammogram, at a breast cancer unit, was completely painless. The examiner said there was no need to be too pushy on the tissue. All the tests there were as good as painless. GP before that was way worse. The bruises lasted for a while after his touch.

This year I got my national screening mammogram. Damn, treated like cattle, being pulled at, pushed shoved and more, then the tension came. Tenderised boob is not pleasant at all. Lady said they had to follow protocol and push hard, to get similar results for everyone.

It is time they find a different way.

['andersom']

Hoping for a boring outcome for you QV.

['andersom']

What did I do today. Got up, some housekeeping, breakfast with kid, more housekeeping. Went to the gym, was allowed to take kid with me for free. We worked ourselves into a massive sweat. Went home, quick shower. Got a guest for a few hours, had lunch with her. Just brought her to the bus stop.

[Parts]

Returned some extra materials and paid my bill at two supply houses

[Queen Victoria]

If men had to have their balls examined like our breasts we'd all be put under general anaesthesia.

['andersom']

If men had to have their balls examined like our breasts we'd all be put under general anaesthesia.

And this is how new sayings originate, worldwide.

[Gopher Gary]

If men had to have their balls examined, I could be scrotum inspector md. 

['andersom']

If men had to have their balls examined, I could be scrotum inspector md. 

Wouldn't you puncture the examination gloves with your paws? 

['andersom']

My holidays were over, I went to work today.

[Parts]

Drove for what seemed like forever
Worked on a house and finished what I set out to do and got paid
Drove for what seemed like forever home

[odeon]

Listened to some great talks and one that wasn't so good. Went out to dinner with colleagues. Played a game with my fellow geeks.

['Butterflies']

One of my neighbours kept telling me how good he was at tennis. I told him to call round one day, and I'd give him a game.

He called round today, and told me he'd take it easy on me I whipped his ass

I think he was embarrassed. He was actually trying to cheat I let him cheat, and still thrashed him

I've told him to drop round for a rematch any time he wants. I think I'll have a long wait

['andersom']

Went to a museum with the ladies and had dinner with my brother after that.

[Gopher Gary]

If men had to have their balls examined, I could be scrotum inspector md. 

Wouldn't you puncture the examination gloves with your paws? 

What gloves? 

[rock hound]

Went to see Graham Nash in concert at the Portsmouth NH Music Hall.  It was him and another guitarist also fellow song writer and producer.  Great show!!!!!!