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Offline McGiver

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3930 on: June 13, 2013, 06:13:14 PM »
I'll take the St. Bernard.
My favorite breed of dog.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3931 on: June 13, 2013, 11:27:37 PM »
Cleaned the HD of a MacBook Pro last night.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3932 on: June 14, 2013, 11:41:34 AM »
Took an acquaintance on an errand.  Listened to the Sermon From the Passenger Seat.  Grocery
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3933 on: June 14, 2013, 11:59:24 AM »
Ate something, walked, edged. got online now I'm here
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3934 on: June 14, 2013, 12:45:38 PM »
Celebrated the 12-yo's last day on the job by buying beer and crisps.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3935 on: June 14, 2013, 05:06:04 PM »
Masturbated this morning.
Masturbated this afternoon.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3936 on: June 14, 2013, 05:29:24 PM »
Played with my pussy
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3937 on: June 14, 2013, 06:07:42 PM »
Discussed with christian asswipes why a class valedictorian should not be using the school PA system to preach the good news  :thumbdn: to a captive audience. I think I have shut them down at this point.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3938 on: June 15, 2013, 01:53:51 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 14, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Celebrated the 12-yo's last day on the job by buying beer and crisps.

  I assume you shared.  :beer: :beer:    You did give him a little party, didn't you?  ;)
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3939 on: June 15, 2013, 01:55:52 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 14, 2013, 06:07:42 PM
Discussed with christian asswipes why a class valedictorian should not be using the school PA system to preach the good news  :thumbdn: to a captive audience. I think I have shut them down at this point.

  I read about that  "speech."  What a waste of breath, I doubt he converted anyone.  :facepalm2:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3940 on: June 15, 2013, 02:17:07 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 15, 2013, 01:55:52 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 14, 2013, 06:07:42 PM
Discussed with christian asswipes why a class valedictorian should not be using the school PA system to preach the good news  :thumbdn: to a captive audience. I think I have shut them down at this point.

  I read about that  "speech."  What a waste of breath, I doubt he converted anyone.  :facepalm2:
:agreed: Fuck him. If that dizzy fuck thinks he can pull that shit on members of his division/dept as a commissioned USN officer he will get pulled up short. Incidentally I believe the lawsuit filed on his behalf by the Liberty Institute might be enough to get the US Naval Academy appointment cancelled or at least reconsidered.  :2thumbsup: If he thinks the USN, or any other branch for that matter, wants Officer Candidates who thrive on attention and enjoy kicking over beehives he is mistaken. That kind of stuff only works in shitty Tom Cruise and Steven Seagal movies.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3941 on: June 15, 2013, 05:23:37 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 15, 2013, 01:53:51 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 14, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Celebrated the 12-yo's last day on the job by buying beer and crisps.

  I assume you shared.  :beer: :beer:    You did give him a little party, didn't you?  ;)

My present to him was to refrain from laughing when the owners presented him with a bottle of whisky.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3942 on: June 15, 2013, 05:46:12 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 15, 2013, 05:23:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 15, 2013, 01:53:51 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 14, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Celebrated the 12-yo's last day on the job by buying beer and crisps.

  I assume you shared.  :beer: :beer:    You did give him a little party, didn't you?  ;)

My present to him was to refrain from laughing when the owners presented him with a bottle of whisky.

Why laughing? Did you put a laxative in the bottle?
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3943 on: June 15, 2013, 12:49:05 PM »
Quote from: bodie on June 14, 2013, 05:29:24 PM
Played with my pussy


He looks like a little devil. :heart:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #3944 on: June 15, 2013, 04:45:59 PM »
  I'm feeling love  :heart:  for Bodie's sweet kitty.   :kitten:
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