Twunt: Because sometimes twat and cunt just aren't enough.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I had a dream. There was a girl in it. We communicated our desire for each other by avoiding eye contact and not talking, then we ended up not having sex or anything. It was a very realistic dream.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Precious little.Addition - The 12th was PA's birthday. He made 71. We were supposed to go out for dinner, but his ankle was hurting him, so we postponed it for a day or two.
Cleaned my place up including shampoo living room carpets.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 12, 2013, 09:09:35 PMPrecious little.Addition - The 12th was PA's birthday. He made 71. We were supposed to go out for dinner, but his ankle was hurting him, so we postponed it for a day or two. Happy birthday to your Prince Consort, hope you enjoy the birthday dinner.
We hope to make his birthday an annual event.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 13, 2013, 08:59:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 12, 2013, 09:09:35 PMPrecious little.Addition - The 12th was PA's birthday. He made 71. We were supposed to go out for dinner, but his ankle was hurting him, so we postponed it for a day or two. Happy birthday to your Prince Consort, hope you enjoy the birthday dinner. We had a lovely lunch and a lovely time. We hope to make his birthday an annual event.
Picked up my son at 3am and drove him to work
Quote from: Parts on January 14, 2013, 03:32:51 AMPicked up my son at 3am and drove him to workYou have to pick him up after work too?What kind of job does he have, that you have to get up this horribly early?