I don't understand why this post is in this thread, or why it has a grumpy face emote. 
Temporary insanity? 
Or maybe just soreness that DD didn't want the cookie.
I mentioned that my Standard for cookies that I might eat is fairly specific.
It was rude of me to refuse your cookie. Can I change my mind and make it all up to you?
I mean, hell there is no reason to be rude and the gesture of "Cookie" should be seen in its own light, right?
I would love to come to my senses and accept your cookie. I really don't know what I am afraid of, since I support a troop of well fed squirrels who would help me in case there were leftover parts of the cookie.
Thank you.
