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my goddamn neighbor :I
« on: September 18, 2011, 12:29:56 PM »
i am mostly a patient guy, and he is mostly okay
but he is obsessed with knocking on my motherfucking door, and im about to just snap :I

he is totally aspie himself, he has no clue, but this means i can look _bored to fucking death_ and he will keep babbling on, he knocks on my door to randomly tell me about chess, chess books, some chess article he read, his binoculars, sandwich, cheese, whatever the fuck drops into his mind, *knock knock* on my fucking door

now he knocked on my door to tell me i should tell my cat to not scratch the welcome rug outside the door. i told him that is impossible.
he knocked on my door when i moved in here, to tell me to cut a cat-door into the window-glass,. i told him that is fucking impossible. i go back, sit down *knock motherfucking knock*
he tells me i should try to carve a cat-door through the WALL.

finally, i dropped the "autism" bomb, and explained that part of my condition is that it drives me fucking insane to have people knock on my door. apparently, he doesnt consider himself "people", so he comes knocking for anything and nothing.
one time, i was so out of it, i couldnt even look at him, i stared emptily into the air as he blabbered on, and just closed the door mid sentence. he didnt take the hint
*knock knock*

one day..............

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 12:36:03 PM »
Knock back and don't open the door.

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 12:37:49 PM »
Knock back and don't open the door.

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 12:55:42 PM »
If you have a peep hole to watch him, it's even better. Don't have a problem with neighbors, but have done this with strangers at the door, assumed to be solicitors. Sometimes don't knock back but just stand on the other side of the door and watch them, unless they have a kid with them, because that might mean they're selling cookies or something like that and Jack likes cookies.

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 01:00:01 PM »
If you have a peep hole to watch him, it's even better. Don't have a problem with neighbors, but have done this with strangers at the door, assumed to be solicitors. Sometimes don't knock back but just stand on the other side of the door and watch them, unless they have a kid with them, because that might mean they're selling cookies or something like that and Jack likes cookies.

i dont have a peek hole, we're kindov "room mates" sharing a little flat "complex" of 3 flats.
my other neighbor keeps to himself, like a normal person, but this guy has to knock on my door...
he also rants ( ::) ) without taking any hints, like i RUN through the house, i HURRY on w my shoes, i RATTLE w my keis - I AM IN A GODDAMN HURRY, and hes all "hi. did i tell you about the new chess book i bought? wait right there, and ill go find it."

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 01:07:35 PM »
Install a peep hole and don't answer your door when you see that it's him and you don't want to talk.

Also, practice saying, "Sorry, I don't have time to chat right now."

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 01:12:38 PM »
Tough situation. Good luck with that. Maybe no way to resolve without hurt feelings.

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 01:14:47 PM »
jack, thats exactly it.
callaway, i sometimes do, as gently as i can... :D

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 01:17:24 PM »





*knockknockknock*

Penny

*knockknockknock*

Penny 

*knockknockknock*

Penny

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 01:23:53 PM »





*knockknockknock*

Penny

*knockknockknock*

Penny 

*knockknockknock*

Penny

he actually does have a routine-ish way of knocking on my door.
the guy is totally aspie, but has no idea.
he is also a "zoroastrianist"

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 01:26:47 PM »
answer the door naked. Im sure he'll stop after that.

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 01:34:35 PM »
That could backfire in a way unpleasant for zeg. :laugh:

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 01:43:03 PM »
 Maybe you need a  "Please do not disturb"  sign on the door, though from what you've said of this guy,
 he'd probably assume you meant everyone but him.  :-\
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 01:45:14 PM »
That could backfire in a way unpleasant for zeg. :laugh:

very true. he might come over more after that

It reminds me of a comedian I once saw , who used to ask unwanted visitors to take a bath with him. That is how he got people to leave him alone.

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Re: my goddamn neighbor :I
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 01:46:03 PM »


answer the door naked with a hard on. Im sure he'll stop after that.


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