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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2011, 11:08:37 PM »

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2011, 12:51:29 AM »
buy a gun!
if you dont have a license, do not worry, unregistered guns are sold freely on the "black market" :]

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2011, 02:16:26 AM »
buy a gun!
if you dont have a license, do not worry, unregistered guns are sold freely on the "black market" :]
Lol. Was thinking flood lights.

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2011, 02:59:24 AM »
baseball bat

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2011, 07:39:28 AM »
It's just a ghost. Don't worry too much about it.

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2011, 08:57:27 AM »
Rolling pin, or, heavier stuff, butcher's knife.

And, getting some lights that have movement sensors may be a good thing.

I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2011, 09:23:21 AM »
Re: not finding a torch.

Put one on the window sill in your bedroom and another on the window sill in the kitchen.  One can be kept in the closet closest to the front door (hung in a bag from the rod or a nail).  Buy urchin his own torch for Christmas.
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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2011, 09:40:56 AM »
 :o  a g g g ghost

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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2011, 09:45:54 AM »
Buy a six D cell Maglite and keep it next to your bed they are blindlying bright and better than a billy club.
 
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I keep a 4 cell one next to my seat in my van and the next one I get will be a six
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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2011, 12:03:25 PM »
They do the job. Even without batteries.  :zoinks:
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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2011, 01:47:22 PM »
I had one of those magilite torches.  A big silver one.  It was
very heavy with batteries in it -  would make a decent weapon.

It was in the boot of my car and i sold it,  without realising :tard:

I just haven't got around to replacing it,  and they aren't cheap
either!

Have read of a council somewhere that has a scheme
of painting all dimly lit areas 'white' -  and they reckon
it makes it harder for someone to sneak up on you.  So
i am going to try and whitewash all my gates and fences :zoinks:
Visibility is quite good up there as the runs have a concrete
base (whitish) with galvanised steel mesh all around and a white
corrugated roof.  The kennels inside the runs are made of
white stuff (don't remember what it's called but it is meant
to be cool in the summer and hold in warmth in the winter)
Even the dogs are white too!   My problem is the pathway
from my house to the runs.  Its dark.  Lot's of bushes.  I really
hate it.  Have had lights up there but need an electrician
really as always used lots of extensions and kept tripping
out the electric.  Also forgot to get in again in the rain.
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Re: Shit! what do i do?
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2011, 01:50:20 PM »
What about some cheap solar lights along the path?  Christmas is coming up and you might be able to find some cheap lights in the plastic tube which would help some and could be left outside year round.
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