that i snuck into a big themepark, consisting of big grassy hills, in which people slid down them, by various means... mostly by tall, giraffe-shaped structures. i slid down one hill, crashed through lots of kids, and got chased by security and a very angry janitor. i dove down a cliff, landed flat on my belly, bounced up, and visited my old grannie (who isnt my grannie irl at all)
she was very sinister, and i knew she was hiding dead bodies in the house, of people in my family. i helped her throw out recycleable cardboard garbage.
then i had a shootout w some people, in a nearby mall. grannie was involved in the shootout of course. oddly, my irl deceased grandpa was having a coffee by a table, next to a cafeteria, not being involved. at some point, im alone w my brother and a younger female cousin, who suddenly realizes she has been shot in the back of the head, by a sniper. I check, and theres indeed hole in her skull. we check w grandma, and shes all smirky "no, no it wasnt meee
" and we're trying to let her know that this kind of behaviour is unacceptable.
of course irl, my grannie is totally sweet :I
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it woulda been so cool to tell all this to these "dream interpreters"
my brother did once. "yeah, i dreamt my mother was suddenly growing long beards out her ass."
not kidding: the "therapist" (quack, my mother is into new age stuff) actually changed the topic
HE BROUGHT IT UP by offering to analyze his latest dream
