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Re: Death Row
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2011, 04:57:28 PM »
I wonder what qualifications are required to become
an executioner? :tard:
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Re: Death Row
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2011, 04:59:41 PM »
I wonder what qualifications are required to become
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 On my worse PMS days I could do it easily.  :headexplode:
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Re: Death Row
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2011, 05:38:55 PM »
No, not me, i couldn't even watch! :dunno:
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Re: Death Row
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2011, 05:45:15 PM »
I wonder what qualifications are required to become
an executioner? :tard:

 On my worse PMS days I could do it easily.  :headexplode:
Mind your manners out here. I don't want you killing anyone at Bodega Bay. The last bad shit they had there involved a slew of agitated birds.  :birdpoop:

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2011, 05:51:36 PM »
I wonder what qualifications are required to become
an executioner? :tard:

 On my worse PMS days I could do it easily.  :headexplode:
Mind your manners out here. I don't want you killing anyone at Bodega Bay. The last bad shit they had there involved a slew of agitated birds.  :birdpoop:

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2011, 05:57:08 PM »


Back in the days of the firing squads, they would only put a live round in one of the rifles. The rest got blanks.

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2011, 06:10:09 PM »


Back in the days of the firing squads, they would only put a live round in one of the rifles. The rest got blanks.
And someone paying attention could feel the difference in felt recoil. Of course someone might be distracted by being a firing squad member?  :dunno:

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2011, 06:12:03 PM »
I wonder what qualifications are required to become
an executioner? :tard:

 On my worse PMS days I could do it easily.  :headexplode:

I know someone who used to work for the Justice Department and he told me that executioners often wind up with PTSD from having to do that job.  He thinks that we should abolish the death penalty altogether, but I think that it can serve as a deterrent and that some people confess to murders in exchange for the prosecutors taking the death penalty off the table.

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2011, 06:24:40 PM »




Back in the days of the firing squads, they would only put a live round in one of the rifles. The rest got blanks.
And someone paying attention could feel the difference in felt recoil. Of course someone might be distracted by being a firing squad member?  :dunno:


That's what I've always thought as well. Anyone who's fired more than a few rounds would be able to tell the difference. Maybe it's just a myth.

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2011, 06:27:02 PM »
Yeah i would expect them to end up with PTSD.

It must be a really horrid job.  OMG imagine
if something went wrong,  and it didn't work...

I suppose if it is a lethal injection then it would be a doctor,  is that
correct?
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Re: Death Row
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2011, 07:02:01 PM »




Back in the days of the firing squads, they would only put a live round in one of the rifles. The rest got blanks.
And someone paying attention could feel the difference in felt recoil. Of course someone might be distracted by being a firing squad member?  :dunno:


That's what I've always thought as well. Anyone who's fired more than a few rounds would be able to tell the difference. Maybe it's just a myth.
No I think you are right. IIRC in The Executioner's Song Norman Mailer made reference to that practice IIRC. It has been a while and I was pretty doped up at the time.  :laugh:

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2011, 08:19:46 PM »




Back in the days of the firing squads, they would only put a live round in one of the rifles. The rest got blanks.
And someone paying attention could feel the difference in felt recoil. Of course someone might be distracted by being a firing squad member?  :dunno:


That's what I've always thought as well. Anyone who's fired more than a few rounds would be able to tell the difference. Maybe it's just a myth.

It's definitely true that some of the members of the firing squad get real bullets and the rest get blanks.  I think that it might be more than one person who gets real bullets, though.

Yeah i would expect them to end up with PTSD.

It must be a really horrid job.  OMG imagine
if something went wrong,  and it didn't work...

I suppose if it is a lethal injection then it would be a doctor,  is that
correct?

I think that doctors find that it's against their Hippocratic oath to administer lethal injections, but they will declare the inmate dead after the execution is finished.  I think that sometimes the technicians find it difficult to find a suitable vein for the IV, especially if the inmate was an IV drug abuser.  In some of these cases, I think that they get a doctor to help them start an IV.

For firing squad executions, I think that a doctor will find the inmate's heartbeat with a stethoscope and pin a white target over the person's heart for the firing squad to aim for, to lessen his suffering.

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2011, 02:04:00 AM »
Yeah i would expect them to end up with PTSD.

It must be a really horrid job.  OMG imagine
if something went wrong,  and it didn't work...

I suppose if it is a lethal injection then it would be a doctor,  is that
correct?

I heard they are very meticulous in making sure the needle is sterile.
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Re: Death Row
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2011, 02:29:02 AM »
 :indeed: We wouldn't want anyone to get infected.  :lol:

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Re: Death Row
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2011, 02:41:32 AM »
:indeed: We wouldn't want anyone to get infected.  :lol:

The inmate could get a stay of execution after the needle is inserted.

Needles are manufactured to be sterile anyway and dirty, reused needles could stick the executioners and infect them.