I have a smert anwser
ok, when you are dating a man in prison you are ALWAYS in the honeymoon stage.
Always waiting for his phone call. Just touching his hands makes you blush. He is always trying to woo you ( to keep you around). You get a letter like every single day in the mail...
you never have to deal with him leaving his underwear on the floor. You dont have to nag at him to take out the garbage. You never have to wonder if he is fucking Maryjane Rottencrotch, you never have to deal with any of that shit
always in the honeymoon stage, where a wink and a kiss kiss makes the heart-a-flutter