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The time is now: Take Google down!
« on: September 03, 2011, 03:26:09 PM »
anyone with the ability! i call upon you, to act now, once and for all, and rid the world of Google
its "intuitive" search engine, its complete disregard for complete sentences, or excluded words,
its horrendously ineffective and flawed translator
it has to go.
do what you can, and do it now!
:M

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 03:31:34 PM »
Are you serious? :orly:

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 03:32:55 PM »
Are you serious? :orly:

of course i am.
im cant do anything tho. i dont know how to make bombs or anything.

but im hoping to sow seeds, ive adviced people on other forums, and facebook, to destroy google if they can :M once and for all.

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 03:44:08 PM »
Are you serious? :orly:

of course i am.
im cant do anything tho. i dont know how to make bombs or anything.

but im hoping to sow seeds, ive adviced people on other forums, and facebook, to destroy google if they can :M once and for all.

And then what? Use Bing or Yahoo?

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 03:44:49 PM »
Are you serious? :orly:

of course i am.
im cant do anything tho. i dont know how to make bombs or anything.

but im hoping to sow seeds, ive adviced people on other forums, and facebook, to destroy google if they can :M once and for all.

And then what? Use Bing or Yahoo?

altavista for all i care :M

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 04:48:49 PM »
What!  when it comes up with rib tickling corkers
like this

blah blah blah

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2011, 04:52:42 PM »
But, but,.......  google has led me to sites I would never have dreamed of. 
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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2011, 05:00:55 PM »
THE ARMCHAIR ANARCHIST HATH SPOKEN.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 05:20:07 PM »
Of all the search engines out there, google has to be the best. Yahoo is shite because key-word search is fucked, and you never get close with anything you want. altavista is pretty much the same as yahoo, and a little less reliable. Ask is pretty useless as well, as it is nowhere near as reliable as google.

And the nail in the coffin for the othere - google owns youtube.

Zegh - are you mad because those 2 guys made billions off it and you wanted it yourself??

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2011, 05:20:36 PM »
Fucking armchair activists. Stop smoking weed and do it, if you really care that much.

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2011, 06:53:21 PM »
Fucking armchair activists. Stop smoking weed and do it, if you really care that much.

no.

this whole "get off your ass and do it yourself" thing is tired, lame and boring.
i want many things, but i cant "do it myself", for example:

i want starvation in somalia and ogaden to end.
"shut up, and go end starvation yourself, if you care so much!"

which basically means:
everything you arent dealing with, yourself, right now, are matters you are not allowed to give a shit about.
if you want a raise, you should TAKE it, or simply stop wanting it.

(basically, schleed, and you know this as well as me: it boils down to your lack of opinion. this isnt the first time some simpleton tells me to stop worrying about stuff - or "get off my ass" and change it, ive been told to stop starvations, stop the afghanistan war, ive been told to re-plant rainforest, and repopulate whales. "ironically" 90% of these were fat americans. at least you arent american. but yes, it comes down to having an opinion, or not having it. i have opinions :) )
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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 07:11:11 PM »
Ok then , WHY should google be shut down?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2011, 07:16:00 PM »
Ok then , WHY should google be shut down?

because it would please me.
y so serial  ::)

heres my main gripe:
i just want a search engine that is _litteral_, like in the old days.
if i enter "hat" i get "hat", not "hats" or "that" or "rat" or "cat"

if i enter a sentence, "this is a sentence", i want to search _that_ sentence, not similar sentences.
i want the option to search _litteral_. google does not have that option. its all "diffuse" and "intuitive"
even using "advanced search" doesnt help, ive experienced getting _excluded words_, in the _first result_
if people mistype, then its their own fucking problem. if you "meant" "michael jackson" but searched for "muhcile ajkxoun" then you simply _do not deserve_ to get any search results :I

oh and theres of course the matter of monopolization, and other sneaky issues, that we're all okay with, because thats the spirit of today: wikileaks shows us a list of half a million documented atrocities, and we go " ::) get a life julian", but then again thats nothing new. and i probably should shut my mouth, "get off my ass", and correct those atrocities myself.

/rant >:I
« Last Edit: September 03, 2011, 07:24:50 PM by ZEGH8578 »

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2011, 07:23:42 PM »
My issue with Goggle is that they've now made it bloaty like other search engines.

What happened to the plain simple "no fucking search previews" Google that everyone was raised to love?

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Re: The time is now: Take Google down!
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2011, 07:25:26 PM »
My issue with Goggle is that they've now made it bloaty like other search engines.

What happened to the plain simple "no fucking search previews" Google that everyone was raised to love?

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