I had an argument with a friend about osama bin laden. Because they said that if they ever caught osama bin laden, then wouldn't hold his trial in a state that had the death penality. And i'm like, "I don't care." My friend was like, "I'll blow the towel off his head." Cause that is who I hang out with. He was all bent out of shape about it. "How come you aint upset, I know you're pro death penality, how come this don't make you mad?" Me? Because I know spiritually osama bin laden is prepared to die for islam. But I guarentee you that spiritually osama bin laden is ill prepared to lick jelly out of Thunderdick's buttcrack.
Osama: "I hate grape jelly."
Thunderdick: "Shut up and lick my butt."
And you gotta do a good job too, because you're in this until thunderdick comes it aint just a nah nah there i did it. No gotta you try. You gotta tickle the inside of thunderdicks thigh. You gotta fondle thunderdicks nutsack a little bit. Because if you don't make him come pretty quick... you're gonna run out of jelly.
This whole routine is paraphrase from a ron white bit.