A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Frequently asked question: are these certificates legitimate? Could I perform a wedding with one of these?Yes, they're legitimate. There have been weddings officiated by Pastafarian ministers using these ordination certificates. A license to perform weddings is applied for at the local level and the process varies from place to place. Usually it's a matter of filling out a form and showing your ordination credentials. I am happy to write a Letter of Good Standing or any other document they may require.To date I am not aware of any Pastafarian ever being turned away. Please, please let me know if you run into any problems.
the Progressive Universal Life Church.:
As for me, I think I would be a good Pastafarian minister, saying the blessing at spaghetti suppers all over this fine nation!
I have a religion similar to the spaghetti one. Instead of worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, you worship Super Mario!
I'd perform gay male weddings. The receptions are to die for.