What a crazy bitch
I have been looking for a room/apt to rent and this is just hilarious. For the record, you can rent an entire apartment for an entire month for about 600$ total, and their landlord wont care if they are gay or look at porn
And she tells you when you are allowed to sleep too. What a crazy bitch lol.
No one will respond to this. I guess she is SOL.
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/roo/2563590305.htmlHello, I am a clean, capable, mature, helathy Christian woman, job-hunting, blessed with bills, a small, but clean, relatively "comfy" small apt. ( carepeted, studio, with separate small, dining room,, full kitchen, full bath and very large carpeted, lighted closet. Also blessed with other qualities that include good hosting, social, and cooking skills. ( Healthy, intermediate gourmet.)
So! I am offering , for those who are able to comfortably live "small", and need temporary quarters, ( 1 week only), base to live and work, clean , safe, "comfy", QUIET, and VERY conveniently located quarters. ( 5 mintues to the "t", a 12 minute "t" ride to downtown Pgh., twenty minutes to mall 6 1/2 minutes to grocery store, walking distance to local, plentiful small shops, cafes, nice restaurants, drug stores etc.,, 1 mile to very nice park, wooded hills, tennis courts, swimming pool, two ice-skating rinks nearby, one at park another near grocery to clean, safe, congenial, drug-free, "moral" woman, someone in-between places, looking for an apt. locally, tourist, or other ( no DRAMA!) person in need of safe, internet access, ( limited to three hours per day), telephone, and 1 ( free") round of laundry done. 1 load wash, I dry-and folded.
Clean linens, ( Bath, bed provided.( Laundry available on premises. And would do more for small, additional fee.)
You would sleep, in the small,clean, pet-free, but not at all "claustrophobic" living room, open to dining room, kitchen, bath, ( not have to pass me),between hours of ten and seven, and also could use the net. ( However, I do block, chat, porn, violence) sites, and do scan daily, so would not tolerate discovery of security threats.)
payment would be made in cash, for all extra meals ordered, week of stay, at the door. And, would have to produce a valid, clearly recognizable ID.
Also provided, one "continental" breakfast, homemade , baked good, ( Fruit or bran muffin,juice, fruits, cereal/oatmeal coffee, -instant or purchased "ready"-, as have no coffee maker, I'm a usual tea-drinker). But also would provide, with advance notice, ( one day for anything only needed my usual stores of fresh fruit, veggies,carrots, spinach, peppers, onions, org tomatoes, meat,poultry, fish,skim milk, tofu, or two days notice for additional requests), a healthy, tasty, and safely, cleanly prepared ( Serv-Safe Food Manager training), dinner, at the ready at a fixed time, or cooked and re-heated for anytime readiness.
( This would require advanced payment, and for "normal" dinners, costs would be eight dollars. And no dishes for you!... You could also, feel free to use the kitchen yourself, your own "stores" or mine. R-imbursement only for cost of food portions used.)
I am a congenial person, absolutely "straight", very honest, capable, fairly interesting, well-traveled, happy to help you find your way about, but am also busy with work-related and other concerns, as of course, you likely are, and so we would both need to be comfortable with living "Small", amicably, might enjoy a a little after dinner conversation, but not" joined at the hip" co-existence,as many from large families, or used to dorms, or travel, often are. The guest would have to to be one able to live'small, relatively independently, and "separately", when we need to attend to our own concerns.
It is not the Ritz, nor is it, "The Bowery. It is a very old, quiet apt bldg at the juncture of suburbia and mild, safe, "urban".. Very safe, mostly residential neighborhood.
In all honesty,as an experienced traveler, I would say the accommodation offered is quite a few steps above Euro"hostel", and equitably so behind a cottage and" real live" bed and breakfast.
Most welcome, are intelligent, honest, amicable, DISCREET, generally quiet- ( I love music, but if you want to listen to music, would have to use ear-buds)- Christian friendly ,pleasant people.Those that can appreciate, living, and finding creative, honest, solution, outside of "the box".
( If in a bit of a bind? Perfectly fine, I would likely understand, but don't want any "drama" or crisis" situations..)
Well, that about sums it all up! Looking forward to hearing from those as have described.
