Find Al a new sig

[eris]

OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?

Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me

[Scrapheap]

I need a new sig myself.

I'm too lazy to think of one.

Any suggestions??

[P7PSP]

I need a new sig myself.

I'm too lazy to think of one.

Any suggestions??

Roland searched the continent for the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word
But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg

[The_Chosen_One]

I need a new sig myself.

I'm too lazy to think of one.

Any suggestions??

"Born To Be Wild" - Steppenwolf.

[midlifeaspie]

OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?

Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me

Why do you use a signature if you don't have them turned on yourself?

[eris]

OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?

Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me

Why do you use a signature if you don't have them turned on yourself?

I think it was a good quote, of course. I just prefer to read the board without breaks of text

[Gopher Gary]

I saw a guest viewing this, but I think it's appropriate to bump it. Al and Odeon seem to have been doing a fine job of avoiding each other lately, so I believe it's a good time for a change in Al's signature. I, of course, will be suggesting some witty gopher quotes. Hang on and I'll come back with some. 

[Gopher Gary]

Here are my recommendations to choose from. I might come back with more later. I'm a goldmine of things that should be repeated. 

I'm pretty sure I'm hilarious. I laugh at myself all the time.

If I ever get Jesus powers, there's going to be lots of boners.

I blame my anti-social behavior on fluoridated water. 

My momma always says, if you can't say something nice then say the most fucked up shit you can possibly think of.

I know, right? I'm awesome. 

Beer doesn't have many vitamins, so we'll probably have to drink a lot of it.

Stop sampling the urinal cakes. 

You obviously haven't met my genitals.

If I were hitler, I'd put Kit in charge.

I always vote for Al.

Have you met my butt?

You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

I'm fairly certain this is my year to win millions in the lottery.

I have a fake tree because real Christmas trees smell like dog shit.

My bitches love me for my natural charm.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

I am but a humble man who is modest about my great intellect, and I don't like to say much, but I do love people and I just want everyone to be friends. Feminists have a right to be heard and we, as men, need to cast off our toxic masculinity and help them to take up the fight against the patriarchy.

[Jack]

Jack will re-submit this one.

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[Pyraxis]

Holy cow, there are a lot of good gopher quotes.

[Pyraxis]

I think I'll yoink one.

[Gopher Gary]

I think I'll yoink one.

 

[Trigger 11]

I don't get it.  -Al

[Gopher Gary]

Here's some more awesome gopher quotes to choose from. 

It's a good thing I don't work so I don't need ethics.

I had a sex dream about this once. All of you were in it. 

Mind your own longitude. 

Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party. 

I have enough toilet paper to argue with anyone.

I should have a commemorative stamp or something.

No one ever gives me free chopper rides.

I smell like perfume and ham.

I hope you brought antibiotics.

I hope when I die it's from something awesome like lightning. 

Hey don't you owe me $10? 

Do I smell party poop? 

I'm so handsome, I'm distracting.

You should see the size of my pancreas.