Your sig is hardly accurate. Well partially, but the 'mildly' and 'retarded' aren't. Definitely cute though, but not 'mildly' or retarded. Not implying retarded girls can't be cute mind you, I've met some before who were pretty damn sexy, and at least one who had a delightfully perverse, kinky streak to her. (won't go into too much detail, such as who, but lets just say we hooked up and while out to dinner together in a restaurant, the things she had me do to her under the table....its a good job that was not witnessed by either staff or patrons, or we would both quite certainly have been barred from ever coming back....that girl might have been MR (and classically autie), but she was damn hot, and a really sweet young (19 at the time I think) lady. Well not very ladyLIKE, but biologically she was a lady at any rate, the bits were correct and in the right place for her to fit that description. But too kinky to be described as ladylike.
A really sweet girl though in any respect, just a naughty wee minx. Although her family were a bunch of real assholes to me, the father being the worst, a total A-grade twat sniff, being so rude as to tell me that no, she wasn't home, although sometimes we managed to foil him, with her right behind him as he said so. Slammed the door in my face quite a few times, yelled his head off at me for calling for her, and at least once chased me down the road. Seemed to hate me, with no good reason, because neither that prick or her mother ever took the time to speak to me enough to know me. Only contact really being calling for their daughter to go out on dates. Only decent one of them was her older sister, who was at least civil and decent towards me, and wouldn't try lying to get me off the doorstep when I called upon my lady friend, and would go let R know that her BF was there for her; even though her father was a cockbiting arrogant obnoxious little twunt, and her mom a total bitch, with both of them trying to keep us apart, despite the fact that all I ever did was show love and dedication and kindness towards their daughter, being both her friend, her boyfriend and her lover. I wouldn't ever have stood for her to be mistreated, and thought the world of her.