Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.

['Butterflies']

I learned a lot of details about my little sisters sex life that I would rather not know about.

Its also not cool that Im soooo far less experienced than a 17 year old

[Queen Victoria]

I learned a lot of details about my little sisters sex life that I would rather not know about.

Its also not cool that Im soooo far less experienced than a 17 year old

Just rationalize that the available pool of sex partners for yourself is smaller than hers.  You're bound to be less experienced.

['Butterflies']

I learned a lot of details about my little sisters sex life that I would rather not know about.

Its also not cool that Im soooo far less experienced than a 17 year old

Just rationalize that the available pool of sex partners for yourself is smaller than hers.  You're bound to be less experienced.

I do.

It just grossed me out having to listen to it. It kinda made me realize that I was still seeing her as a child.

[Queen Victoria]

I learned a lot of details about my little sisters sex life that I would rather not know about.

Its also not cool that Im soooo far less experienced than a 17 year old

Just rationalize that the available pool of sex partners for yourself is smaller than hers.  You're bound to be less experienced.

I do.

It just grossed me out having to listen to it. It kinda made me realize that I was still seeing her as a child.

Ah, sounds like something a Mom would say.  "My little baby's growing up!"

['Butterflies']

Thats exactly how it feels too.

I left home when she was11, and only saw her a few times after that, up until very recently.

["couldbecousin"]

Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 

No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

 As long as you keep your bread refrigerated, it should remain free of infection! 

["couldbecousin"]

Wishing to unlearn of Hubert's blisters.

 Yay Jack!  Love that dry floral humor! 

["couldbecousin"]

Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 

No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

The itching is kind of annoying, it's the blisters that really have me upset. 

I just learned that Hubert is not circumcised.



Did they give you the fluconazole pill or some sort of antifungal cream?

I am, but I think they gave me a slightly longer cut than average.  I got some OTC tioconazole.

 Go back to the groomer and ask for the "puppy cut!"  That'll fix you right up!   

["couldbecousin"]

One of the girls confessed that she liked squeezing her boyfriends pimples. Holy shit. Gross...why share?

 Why indeed!  Now I dunno whether to laugh or 

["couldbecousin"]

I learned a lot of details about my little sisters sex life that I would rather not know about.

Its also not cool that Im soooo far less experienced than a 17 year old

 Nonsense, celibacy is the new sexy!   

[Queen Victoria]

Lady Weeble has spent entirely too much time with the puppies.  Her posts are bordering on the irrationally scandalous!  Particularly ragoons with crab sauce. 

["couldbecousin"]

Lady Weeble has spent entirely too much time with the puppies.  Her posts are bordering on the irrationally scandalous!  Particularly ragoons with crab sauce.

 I'm sure I haven't posted anything even remotely inappropriate! 

[El]

Also, what I learned today is I still have periods of barely-explicable and virtually intractable moodiness.  It's really, really annoying.

I'm pretty sure that's just the female baseline. 

I quetsion whether I'm supposed to feel this horrible.

I got my answer last night.  After hearing me go back and form from being reaosnable to curling up in a ball and saying I hated myself about every ten minutes AND noticing that my skin seemed kinda warm and that part of what I was saying was that I was tired and it felt like I was burning up, a friend insisted I take my temperature last night.  Whaddayaaknow, low-grade fevers make me seem crazier than I actually am.

['andersom']

Also, what I learned today is I still have periods of barely-explicable and virtually intractable moodiness.  It's really, really annoying.

I'm pretty sure that's just the female baseline. 

I quetsion whether I'm supposed to feel this horrible.

I got my answer last night.  After hearing me go back and form from being reaosnable to curling up in a ball and saying I hated myself about every ten minutes AND noticing that my skin seemed kinda warm and that part of what I was saying was that I was tired and it felt like I was burning up, a friend insisted I take my temperature last night.  Whaddayaaknow, low-grade fevers make me seem crazier than I actually am.

Fixed.

Low-grade fevers are evil.

[Queen Victoria]

Not that I learned it today, just that I was reminded of it today.  Just how persistent/obsessed the Princess Royal can be.  I was confronted 8 times today with why she should have a hamster.  Literally.  Confronted.  Demanded.  Spoken very loudly and passionately to.  Tears and all.

 Damn.