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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2011, 02:57:24 AM »
Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

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No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

The itching is kind of annoying, it's the blisters that really have me upset.  :-[

I just learned that Hubert is not circumcised.

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Did they give you the fluconazole pill or some sort of antifungal cream?

I am, but I think they gave me a slightly longer cut than average.  I got some OTC tioconazole.

I think that penile yeast infections are rare in healthy circumcised men, so are you diabetic, taking steroids or antibiotics, or is your immune system not functioning properly?

I've only heard of one non-circumcised man with a yeast infection, he was far from healthy. And he did not get to a blister stage as far as I know.

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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2011, 08:14:00 AM »
Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 :afterglow: :aff: :dunce:
No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

The itching is kind of annoying, it's the blisters that really have me upset.  :-[

I just learned that Hubert is not circumcised.

:aff:

Did they give you the fluconazole pill or some sort of antifungal cream?

I am, but I think they gave me a slightly longer cut than average.  I got some OTC tioconazole.

I think that penile yeast infections are rare in healthy circumcised men, so are you diabetic, taking steroids or antibiotics, or is your immune system not functioning properly?

I'm fine, thanks :)

My wife carries a particularly rare breed of the yeasties.  She has had this problem twice in the past 7 years and I caught it both times.

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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2011, 08:46:49 AM »
Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 :afterglow: :aff: :dunce:
No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

The itching is kind of annoying, it's the blisters that really have me upset.  :-[

I just learned that Hubert is not circumcised.

:aff:

Did they give you the fluconazole pill or some sort of antifungal cream?

I am, but I think they gave me a slightly longer cut than average.  I got some OTC tioconazole.

I think that penile yeast infections are rare in healthy circumcised men, so are you diabetic, taking steroids or antibiotics, or is your immune system not functioning properly?

I'm fine, thanks :)

My wife carries a particularly rare breed of the yeasties.  She has had this problem twice in the past 7 years and I caught it both times.


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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2011, 12:46:43 PM »
Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 :afterglow: :aff: :dunce:
No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

The itching is kind of annoying, it's the blisters that really have me upset.  :-[

I just learned that Hubert is not circumcised.

:aff:

Did they give you the fluconazole pill or some sort of antifungal cream?

I am, but I think they gave me a slightly longer cut than average.  I got some OTC tioconazole.

I think that penile yeast infections are rare in healthy circumcised men, so are you diabetic, taking steroids or antibiotics, or is your immune system not functioning properly?

I'm fine, thanks :)

My wife carries a particularly rare breed of the yeasties.  She has had this problem twice in the past 7 years and I caught it both times.

Was she pregnant the last time too?  Yeast infections are more common in pregnant women.


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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2011, 01:03:22 PM »
Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 :afterglow: :aff: :dunce:
No way. That one's a keeper. People should know that.

Learning about it without the itching is preferred over the learning through experience.

The itching is kind of annoying, it's the blisters that really have me upset.  :-[

I just learned that Hubert is not circumcised.

:aff:

Did they give you the fluconazole pill or some sort of antifungal cream?

I am, but I think they gave me a slightly longer cut than average.  I got some OTC tioconazole.

I think that penile yeast infections are rare in healthy circumcised men, so are you diabetic, taking steroids or antibiotics, or is your immune system not functioning properly?

I'm fine, thanks :)

My wife carries a particularly rare breed of the yeasties.  She has had this problem twice in the past 7 years and I caught it both times.

Was she pregnant the last time too?  Yeast infections are more common in pregnant women.

No, and yes we know :)

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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2011, 02:00:56 PM »
That MLA was circumcised and now has a micro colony on his dick. :aff:  :zombiefuck: :puke: :sick:
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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2011, 05:48:03 PM »
Under the right circumstances, and with the right kind of organisms, yeast infections can be contagious.

 :afterglow: :aff: :dunce:
Actually come to think of it, I think I probably learned that the hard way from an ex who was uncut, though we both opted to agree that we'd done something wrong somewhere, to be way the fuck more diligent about showering after lots of sex, and neither of us actually saw a doctor for it (went away on its own).  Considering I've tested clean for everything else it could possibly have been about eight billion times since then, I rather assume it was prolly that.
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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2011, 05:50:05 PM »
Also, what I learned today is I still have periods of barely-explicable and virtually intractable moodiness.  It's really, really annoying.
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2011, 08:04:53 PM »
Also, what I learned today is I still have periods of barely-explicable and virtually intractable moodiness.  It's really, really annoying.

I'm pretty sure that's just the female baseline.  :viking:

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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2011, 08:55:03 PM »
That MLA was circumcised and now has a micro colony on his dick. :aff:  :zombiefuck: :puke: :sick:

I wonder if that's why they call it brewer's droop......



The weight of all the yeasties dragging it down.  :dunno:

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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2011, 05:01:51 AM »
Also, what I learned today is I still have periods of barely-explicable and virtually intractable moodiness.  It's really, really annoying.

I'm pretty sure that's just the female baseline.  :viking:
I quetsion whether I'm supposed to feel this horrible.
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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2011, 05:09:29 AM »
Not something I learned today, but something that everyone who reads this is going to learn:

My dick gets itchy and comes out in red blotches after sex without a condom.  I'm pretty sure it's a mild localised allergic reaction to the other person, and it goes away a few hours after I have a shower.
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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2011, 07:03:25 AM »
One of the girls confessed that she liked squeezing her boyfriends pimples. Holy shit. Gross...why share?
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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2011, 10:22:19 AM »
One of the girls confessed that she liked squeezing her boyfriends pimples. Holy shit. Gross...why share?

can you pretend it's an drink related hallucination and pretend you didn't hear it?  The only alternative is that she'll fit in really well here and you don't want to post in the same forum.
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Re: Post something you learned today that you wish you could unlearn.
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2011, 10:24:35 AM »
Hallucinations happen I would like the former soultion  :autism:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap