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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2011, 01:22:11 PM »
ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!! :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

But in all seriousness....  :P

I once read a book where the ratio of Gay to Straight people was reversed as well as opinions on sexuality and discrimination , so there were anti-straight organisations. :laugh:
It just popped into my head and I think it would be an interesting philosophical "What if" scenario , especially interesting if you were to present this idea to a radical homophobe.

But now to actually draw a point to my rambling (Caffiene induced I'm afraid) what kind of reverse "What if" scenarios can you all come up with? , could be interesting.  :orly:

I end up in limbo either way.  :asthing:
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2011, 01:25:49 PM »
ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!! :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

But in all seriousness....  :P

I once read a book where the ratio of Gay to Straight people was reversed as well as opinions on sexuality and discrimination , so there were anti-straight organisations. :laugh:
It just popped into my head and I think it would be an interesting philosophical "What if" scenario , especially interesting if you were to present this idea to a radical homophobe.

But now to actually draw a point to my rambling (Caffiene induced I'm afraid) what kind of reverse "What if" scenarios can you all come up with? , could be interesting.  :orly:

I end up in limbo either way.  :asthing:

 :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2011, 05:41:40 PM »
I'm safe, as we don't believe in either heaven or hell as actual places.

They only exist as states of mind.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2011, 02:51:22 AM »
I'm safe, as we don't believe in either heaven or hell as actual places.

They only exist as states of mind.

When a whole society thinks you belong in hell, you'll live in hell while you are alive.


Beliefs about heaven or hell existing or not after death will not make any difference there.
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2011, 11:45:52 AM »
I'm safe, as we don't believe in either heaven or hell as actual places.

They only exist as states of mind.

When a whole society thinks you belong in hell, you'll live in hell while you are alive.


 :indeed:

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

Hell, in my case, was a place called Papillion, Nebraska. :tantrum:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2011, 06:00:37 PM »
I'm safe, as we don't believe in either heaven or hell as actual places.

They only exist as states of mind.

When a whole society thinks you belong in hell, you'll live in hell while you are alive.


 :indeed:

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

Hell, in my case, was a place called Papillion, Nebraska. :tantrum:

I hope you wear that proudly amongst all those christards.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2011, 04:44:27 AM »
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?
Then the flying spaghetti monster would be a god of war.

Hmmpf, Jesus, if he really existed, was probably gay or a NAMBLA member anyways.  ::)

He always surrounded himself with men and children.
And female hookers!
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2011, 08:58:50 AM »
Jesus' Twelve Apostles were all men. That should tell you something.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2011, 06:17:44 PM »
Jesus' Twelve Apostles were all men. That should tell you something.

Some of them looked effeminate, according to da Vinci.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2011, 11:15:28 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2011, 12:09:00 AM »
Jesus' Twelve Apostles were all men. That should tell you something.

Some of them looked effeminate, according to da Vinci.

Jesus himself wasn't any less effeminate than they were. :autism:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2011, 01:42:28 AM »
Jesus' Twelve Apostles were all men. That should tell you something.

Some of them looked effeminate, according to da Vinci.

Jesus himself wasn't any less effeminate than they were. :autism:

It's a common misconception that Christ looked as he did in the da Vinci painting. He would have looked more like this:



Without the headdress and the clean appearence.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2011, 01:54:35 PM »
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?

 Then all guns would fire meatballs!  :drool:

With Parmesan cheese gunpowder.

But we're just spaghulating.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2011, 01:59:12 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2011, 02:46:36 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)

Homophobic troll is homophobic.