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All you straight people......
« on: August 04, 2011, 06:51:57 AM »
ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!! :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

But in all seriousness....  :P

I once read a book where the ratio of Gay to Straight people was reversed as well as opinions on sexuality and discrimination , so there were anti-straight organisations. :laugh:
It just popped into my head and I think it would be an interesting philosophical "What if" scenario , especially interesting if you were to present this idea to a radical homophobe.

But now to actually draw a point to my rambling (Caffiene induced I'm afraid) what kind of reverse "What if" scenarios can you all come up with? , could be interesting.  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 07:30:50 AM »
Wouldn't that represent the last generation of humanity?
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 07:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Thompson on August 04, 2011, 07:30:50 AM
Wouldn't that represent the last generation of humanity?

 No, new generations would still be born, just at a slower rate that our planet's resources could
 more easily sustain, and of course there would also be many gay couples having kids, as there are now.   :thumbup:
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 08:45:54 AM »
If it was reversed you could set up your own "Pray them Gay" camps :zoinks:
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 09:54:54 AM »
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 10:01:29 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2011, 09:54:54 AM
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?

PPK would be knee deep in pasta!
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 10:03:00 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 04, 2011, 10:01:29 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2011, 09:54:54 AM
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?

PPK would be knee deep in pasta!

That's a pastability.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2011, 10:04:39 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2011, 09:54:54 AM
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?

 Then all guns would fire meatballs!  :drool:
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2011, 10:05:56 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 04, 2011, 10:04:39 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2011, 09:54:54 AM
What if the only material available to make guns from was spaghetti?

 Then all guns would fire meatballs!  :drool:

With Parmesan cheese gunpowder. 
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2011, 10:07:58 AM »
Great post squid!

Thought provoking!  I can only think of 'what if animals were more intelligent than humans, and if they ruled
the world?'  would we be doing tricks?

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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 11:30:56 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 04, 2011, 10:07:58 AM
Great post squid!

Thought provoking!  I can only think of 'what if animals were more intelligent than humans, and if they ruled
the world?'  would we be doing tricks?



There's a book about that called "City".

It was written in 1952 by Clifford D. Simak and it won a Hugo award for Science Fiction.

You should read it sometime, it's a quick read and you'll laugh the whole way through it.  :green:
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2011, 11:38:16 AM »
Quote from: parts on August 04, 2011, 08:45:54 AM
If it was reversed you could set up your own "Pray them Gay" camps :zoinks:

And we would all worship this guy.  :zoinks:

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2011, 11:53:59 AM »
Hmmpf, Jesus, if he really existed, was probably gay or a NAMBLA member anyways.  ::)

He always surrounded himself with men and children.
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2011, 12:10:43 PM »
Quote from: Scraphawk on August 04, 2011, 11:53:59 AM
Hmmpf, Jesus, if he really existed, was probably gay or a NAMBLA member anyways.  ::)

He always surrounded himself with men and children.

 :lol:

Elton John said a little while ago that Jesus was gay , needless to say not many people were happy.  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2011, 06:31:38 PM »
Speaking of pasta and homophobes.....

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